why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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White women, they like pumpkin stuff like this. Black women, now, they like pumpkin stuff like ... this. Am I right? Ohh, yeah - this dude in the third row, he knows what I'm talkin' about!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i saw 4 yoga pants white girls walking through my hood yesterday, one of them holding a 6-pack of pumpkin beer

full disclosure i really like pumpkin beer

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin beer is upsetting. i do not like it

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

I had a pumpkin spice latte once before I actually liked coffee, it was gross. In terms of non-pie pumpkin-flavored things, pumpkin ice cream is where it is unquestionably at.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

i've been feeding my cat pureed pumpkin because it's a natural laxative but now it's getting hard to find at grocery stores

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

^^^

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin tempura is good

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link

wait, as in breaded and fried bits of pumpkin?

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin ravioli with sage and brown butter.

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Highly, enthusiastically recommend Stevens Point Brewery Whole Hog Pumpkin Ale.

http://www.fallfestofale.com/Stevens_Point_Whole_Hog_Pumpkin_Ale.png

gr80 it's available 'round these parts.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

i drank one of those next to you and your child recently

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

also full disclosure some of my best friends are white girls in yoga pants

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link

i always assumed you had intimate lululemon knowledge

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Did you like it???!?!? xp

carl agatha, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

yes it was delicious

xpost to mordz: my ex-gf started working at lululemon around the time we broke up so i do have a little bit of first hand knowledge of how culty they can get compared to your average workplace (she was pretty into it/didn't mind) also this was like 7 years ago before they became the next nike

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

xxxposts "pumpkin" tempura is usually kabocha squash

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

Lulu is still a "Landmark or GTFO" shop afaik

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin is a vegetable

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

You can use it in food

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

idk about all this other stuff you guys are talking about

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

there is 'pumpkin' and then there's 'pumpkin spice'

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

And then there is pumpkin pie is the only legitimate pumpkin dish imo

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

hey, anything can happen

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0fuaD-OwE

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

I've never had pumpkin coffee ftr

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin curry can be wonderful. i like food.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin makes cats poop

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin Spice Recipe:
1/3 cup ground cinnamon
1 tablespoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon ground nutmeg or mace
1-1/2 teaspoons ground cloves
1-1/2 teaspoons ground allspice

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin Recipe:
1 Pumpkin

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

libby's and mccormick deserve our ire not the innocent pumpkin.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

word. 'pumpkin' is code for cinnamon now basically.

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin curry can be wonderful. i like food.

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pumpkin makes cats poop

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:46 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

food...dope...shit...yowl...nah sorry can't make this work

Branwell with anNe (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

xp orange cinnamon. really though i like it too :(. supermarket pumpkin chocolate chip cookies are 50/50 super gross and yet i buy them like 10 x every year, they're always on the cute table at the edge of bread territory, irresistible.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

freshly made feel-better garbage

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

ravioli di zucca (pumpkin-stuffed ravioli) is the sickest

also roti with pumpkin rules

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin spice lattes are fucking weird and gross tho

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

srsly. gingerbread or gtfo.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 06:55 (nine years ago) link

wait so all this time I've been thinking you freaks drink pumpkin flavored coffee and it's just cinnamon and allspice? huh.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 18 September 2014 08:01 (nine years ago) link

Ikr
Took me a while to figure that one out when I moved over there in Halloween time

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link

Pumpkin spice latte

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

It should probably be called pumpkin pie spice latte though. I wonder why they didn't?

Anyway, I know there are Starbucks in London, at least. Do they not offer the pumpkin spice latte? It's really good.

In closing, I've had pumpkin beer that was just pumpkin, not pumpkin spice, and it was grrrrrross.

carl agatha, Thursday, 18 September 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link

Lol Starbucks are on every high street in the land. I dunno if they do pumpkin anything, haven't ever seen it iirc but they do do gingerbread etc. they also do Tazo brands tea which is weird bc you don't really get that anywhere in the UK. Luckily Tazo 'awake' was my default in the U.S anyway because it's half-decent.

kinder, Thursday, 18 September 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link

I know there are Starbucks in London, at least. Do they not offer the pumpkin spice latte?

For all I know it does, but I would hazard a guess that it doesn't, as nobody would know what it was. Calling it pumpkin pie spice latte wouldn't help either, as I am pretty sure I know precisely 0 British people who have ever eaten a pumpkin pie. Calling it "cinnamon and allspice" might help. But you've been able to have cinnamon on coffee for ages, what makes it so weird and on-trend and "stuff white girls like" right now?

emil.y, Thursday, 18 September 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

pumpkin pie isn't a thing in the UK?

Mordy, Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link

squanto gave it to us

j., Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link

No, we don't eat pumpkin, as a rule. Starbucks does the pumpkin lattes, though.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link


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