New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

lol tho http://www.macrumors.com/2014/09/23/iphone-6-plus-bending-pockets

To prevent bending, iPhone 6 Plus owners may want to remove their iPhones from their pockets before sitting or bending. If a pocket is unavoidable, then customers may want to place their device in a roomier pocket that allows the device to slide out the way. A rigid case may also provide protection from flexing or bending, as well damage from dropping the device.

u made ur phonw too big, too thin, u rebelled against nature

http://i.imgur.com/qLfn4DM.jpg

It's a pretty big coincidence that the iPhone 6 Plus was released in the Year of Normcore... or is it???

put that shit in a cargo pocket and ur def gonna need a iwatch, the scam is coming into focus

iPants

jesus i would hella ruin one of these then, there is often a great amount of torsion applied to my iphone 5 in my front pocket when I sit

stealth field testing for the tolerances necessary to build the FlexiPhone

I'm going to go ahead and say it now, possibly breaking the streak, but this is the longest I've heard a nation go on about fitting six inches into their pocket without snickering.

the giantphone is for people who carry a bag or have cargo pockets or something. if there's torsion on an iphone 5, then this fucker would not even fit in that pocket

if it cant fit in a pocket then maybe its not a phone?

phad

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Telephone_model_PTT24-IMG_9919.jpg

this could be my chance to rock a corny holster

it was funny, two weeks ago (pre iPhone 6 announcement) I was out around town and saw three people with phablet-style phones. two were women with purses, and the third was a dude with cargo pants.

so I guess if you are a person who has a way to carry larger stuff as part of your lifestyle, it fits in. if not, you probably carry some sort of bag/satchel/backpack/briefcase when you need to carry more and you can just get an iPad mini or w/e

Who the fuck sits down with the phone in your pocket, that's what the table is for

i am 5'5" and skinny so I look really stupid in cargo pants. OTOH I am already almost never without my murse.

xpost OTM the meaningful thud of phone on tabletop like a judge's gavel. "Let's do this".

Am I alone with this? My iPhone 6 has issues dropping from the 4G network every time I wander out of a WiFi network. I'll have to dip it in and out of airplane mode to force it to reconnect to data.

My 5 does that

i don't just sit down with the phone in my pocket, i bike with the phone in my pocket. kinda non-negotiable, i don't want to carry a bag 100% of the time.

xposts

Do you bike in spandex?

it just works*

*if u dont keep it in yr pocket, if u keep deleting stuff, if u buy the watch

sometimes but then the phone goes in a back jersey pocket.

i'm talking about when i'm riding around the city wearing jeans or whatever.

xp

I really don't feel like there's much pressure on my phone when I sit with it in the front pocket -- maybe these people are wearing some tight-ass pants or have some thick-ass thighs.

ya prob wearing tight jeans as is the style

iphone 5 more powerful than any jeans tho

Bicycling with a phone in your front pocket sounds pretty uncomfortable tbh xp

where tf else u supposed to put it u all r slaves to ur devices SLAVES

calm down

i'm gonna regret ordering this, aren't I
me and my front pockets!

let me just throw some water on my face

nah biking with my 5s is fine. it kinda ends up off to the side and i don't notice it.

I'm now concerned I won't be able to carry this phone in my pockets, what with my gigantic penis

just put yr penis in the other pocket

it already is!

iPenis

I'm now concerned I won't be able to carry this phone in my pockets, what with my gigantic penis

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:51 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the torsion the UNBEARABLE TORSION

yeah I can bike with a phone in my pocket, I wear the dad jeans though

dad penis

i bike with my phone in my front pocket, it's fine

Tried to buy an iPhone 6 online from Verizon but their website was broke down. It failed Safari, Firefox, and Chrome, but at different places consistently on each.

idk if it was mentioned here but through the end of the month they're offering $200 trade-in value on iPhones ($300 for the 5S) when you buy a 6. Better than Nextworth. I'll be glad to say goodbye and fuck you to AT&T.

not eligible for trading up to the 6 Plus though, which is bullshit

I'm getting a regular 6, but their website says The appraised value includes a promotional offer that requires a purchase of an iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 Plus on Verizon Wireless by 9/30/2014.

(w/r/t $200 promo)

iphone 5 teardown

http://i.imgur.com/nbLCqYI.jpg

be careful

I tried out the 6 and 6+ in a store today and I think I'm dfeinitely going with a 6