why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I think that's a picture of the new Washed Out album.

What great advice! I plan to take about a dozen positive people hostage and use them as human shields.

atoms are surrounded by negativity

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is this real or just another made-up marley quote?

i've heard that cliche attributed to other things

those are the lyrics to buffalo soldier

heh, i literally typed just that and then erased it an hour ago

alert alert pumpkin spice oreos exist

also i made that buffalo soldier joke a year ago, knew it sounded familiar great minds think alike (mine)

Had a pumpkin spice hard cider yesterday and it was great.

you savage

nutmeg has its niche

my wife is always telling me to get on facebook. i say, if i wanted to give up my constitutional rights, i'd move to north korea!

but seriously, i'd bet if facebook closed down for one day, not only would american offices be more productive, we'd find the cure for cancer and solve the global financial crisis in one day!

i mean, i wonder how facebook employees kill time at work? i mean, what, are they all on myspace or something?

Please ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause for missing "Shecky" NO. He's here all week.

Also:
I had an apple juice with pumpkin spice vodka a few years ago and it was quite nice.

How long are you here for?

Please ladies and gentlemen germs

fixed

The comic says germs, the MC says gentlemen. And based on my history, I'll be here the rest of my life.

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Unless you have siblings.

I can't be the only one who struggled to parse that as a Robyn parody.

No fucking clue what my mom's heart sounded like from the inside. Pretty sure I don't have any actual memories until 3 or 4?

milos a-y were obv not up to scratch, averaged 1.5 months each

babies grow in the womb not the heart author rachel morans

enlarged baby heart is a real problem sktsh

i'm a test tube baby

There's just no justice in the world.

http://www.maniacworld.com/steve-jobs-vs-dennis-ritchie.jpg

We would all read in Binary..

Not that I'm unsympathetic to the idea that the cult of the superstar tech ceo is some bullshit

No Programs

If Steve Jobs had had his way we'd all be speaking in hipster binary by now.

01100001 01101110 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101

as if

There's a parallel universe in which I can resist pasting Mordy's post into a translator.

I want to live there.

imagine there's no unix
and there's no windows too
a large setback in computing
no generic-text languages oh boo

imagine there's no irises in eyes

iMagine

two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix

it's funny how people think these things would not exist without one person. it is all so very Randian.

Come up with the ten commandments, ignored (Moses)
Become a hipster, sell stolen ideas, praised by media as Jesus of religion (Jesus)

truly, Jesus, was the Jesus of Christianity

the Jesus of Nazareth

or at the very least, a Jesus of Nazareth

nailed on

now you're messin with
a son of our lord
now you're messin with a son of our lord

Love Hurts.

Without Dennis Ritchie we would have: We would all read in binary.

01010111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01000100 01100101 01101110 01101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00111010 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

Hey, those are the lyrics to one of my favorite Rush tunes

What's that 2 doing in the middle of it?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx_HxHiIQAA5JgC.jpg