from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769462/Is-really-Un-Fears-health-North-Korean-dictator-weeks-without-public-appearance.html:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/eatmorefish/emmental_zpse2d3711d.png
― Larminard Darzingargle (silverfish), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link
tbf north korea kinda looks like an onion article but isn't
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/29/my_boyfriend_lives_in_a_dumpster/
*Shakes head* White ppl
― 龜, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link
we prefer "melanin challenged"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
Misread 'every now and then a student takes a shift in the dumpster'
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link
Caffeine-infused underwear not a weight loss aid, US regulators say
― TTAGGGTTAGGG (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
"Taliban make horrible Twitter gaffe"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/secretly-located-taliban-official-denies-revealing-whereabouts-after-twitter-gaffe-tags-him-in-pakistan-9775316.html
― some dude, Sunday, 5 October 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-man-robbed-of-new-gun-by-armed-man
http://i.imgur.com/wc4jOUJ.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
if only there were a good guy with a gun there to prevent the robbery.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
Fracking company teams up with Susan G. Komen, introduces pink drill bits “for the cure”
http://media.salon.com/2014/10/10-620x350.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
a Komen spokeswoman said that the partnership “grew from Baker Hughes’ involvement in our Houston Race for the Cure” and that “the issue is personal to them and their employees,” adding that “the evidence to this point does not establish a connection between fracking and breast cancer.”
― een, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link
http://theweek.com/article/index/269570/why-the-rise-of-cosplay-is-a-bad-sign-for-the-us-economy
― goole, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
LOL
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Many of the 130,000 people who attend the San Diego Comic Con every year invest big bucks in elaborate outfits as a way of showing off their favorite Japanese characters, as well as those from American superhero movies, comics, and "genre" televisions shows such as Game of Thrones.
-- WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE QUOTE MARKS IN THIS SENTENCE? - Ed.
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
oh that's great
― gbx, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
When you're disillusioned with the reality of your early adult life, dressing up like Doctor Who starts looking better and better.
― ogmor, Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
i wish that was actually a serious indictment of cosplay rather than an article about millennials+economy everyone's read a million times already but with an arbitrary clickbait title
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 9 October 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
"Ernie Hudson Thinks All-Female Ghostbusters Is A Bad Idea"
― who cares? the moon sucks. (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 9 October 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
dude didn't have the balls to make it a serious indictment of cosplayi just spent the day at NYComicCon; cosplay in mass groups is great fun as long as nobody tries to make me do it.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 October 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
cosplay is too expensive manbut i still appreciate others putting in the effort
― Nhex, Friday, 10 October 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link
different thread for this really buthttp://www.adafruit.com/blog/2014/06/25/prince-robot-vi-cosplay-from-saga-with-working-tv-head/
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/21/compliments-are-nice-but-enough-with-the-cormac-mccarthy-comparisons.html
― anonanon, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/887300.shtml
Context: Global Times is the official English-language mouthpiece of the Chinese Communist Party
After listening to "Edge of Revolution," a new song by the Candian band Nickelback, one can easily understand how clever the West is in expressing and propagating its views. In this song, a new generation, especially teenagers, are seduced into agitating against the state. But unfortunately this agitation is called "revolution." This song was released by the same Western media which emphasizes the promotion of democratic values and traditions and teaches us the lessons of democracy. Is it possible that a media that trusts in democracy can bring about change by agitation and revolution?
In this song, a new generation, especially teenagers, are seduced into agitating against the state. But unfortunately this agitation is called "revolution."
This song was released by the same Western media which emphasizes the promotion of democratic values and traditions and teaches us the lessons of democracy. Is it possible that a media that trusts in democracy can bring about change by agitation and revolution?
― 龜, Sunday, 26 October 2014 12:27 (nine years ago) link
I guess that means they're on team Avril, then?
― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/11187063/Professor-suspended-from-top-university-for-giving-off-negative-vibes.html
― the tune was space, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
*sigh*
― StanM, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:12 (nine years ago) link
*appropriate sigh*
― jmm, Sunday, 26 October 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
http://abc7.com/news/lax-flight-delayed-after-wifi-hotspot-name-prompts-concerns/367110/
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
that mccarthy article tho
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link
yeah that whole thing was one long o_O
― Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
The last time I called Time Warner with internet problems, the nice woman on the other end asked me if I wanted to change my wi-fi network name to "trick my neighbors" e.g. with something like "FBI surveillance network"
above and beyond, their customer service
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
TBF if I were a TWC service rep I would say shit like that too and wait to see how long it took my supervisors to catch on
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
xp lol seriously? that is awful
― Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Now I wish I called it Flowers By Irene
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
that McCarthy article was so insanely ill-advised
the title and also its general vibe of mind-numbing obliviousness reminded me of:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
― anonanon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/11/01/washington-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-file-lawsuit-against-native-americans-suggesting-team-name-offensive/
oh this world
― I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
ok lol
obv this is just intimidation, there is no way they would let something like this get to court. is there really no mechanism in place to discourage bullying lawsuits like this?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
hatcat is in federal court appealing a patent court's decision that abrogated the hatcat trademark. the federal court hasn't actually taken the case yet, they can still dismiss it, that's what they're arguing about now.
― een, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/6/7169567/vintage-dale-earnhardt-photo-70s-jungle-suite
Worthy Headline: Vintage Dale Earnhardt photo proves the 70s were the sexiest decade
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 07:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ku-klux-klan-opens-its-doors-hispanic-blacks-jews-gays-1473907
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/11/12/3591527/there-is-now-a-coloring-book-for-children-called-ted-cruz-saves-america/
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/10/10446/3x4/120.hq.jpg
http://thoughtcatalog.com/mahbod-moghadam/2014/11/how-to-steal-from-whole-foods/
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
It would be so much easier just to shop at a grocery that doesn't double the price of everything.
― abanana, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2wm8p3IAAAT4Sr.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link
i imagine a million typhoid mary comps have already been made
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-19/whale-removal-cost-row-deepens/5903576
― StanM, Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/11/26/whales-arent-keen-on-being-flayed-alive-by-gulls
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
I keep seeing headlines about NASA's new Onion capsule launch :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link
Same here!
― ljubljana, Sunday, 7 December 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link