why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

What's that 2 doing in the middle of it?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx_HxHiIQAA5JgC.jpg

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091207225140/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Popeye.jpg

lots of words to say idgaf xp

lol adam

I eats all me spinach wiv some fava beans and a nice chianti, uhgugugugug!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p168x128/1383417_233595956797901_613342413_n.jpg?oh=9a1bbd99ba8b446236ec0f8dbf8d2605&oe=54B514F1&__gda__=1421728012_b16dc6df9f85f51e6fce5248ba6fc4bc

anthony hopkins is this generation's bob marley

Jammin' Hopkins.

Am I the only one who thinks THIS:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KubESzhp--/a1cg94ik3xzd086cz1vm.jpg

Looks way tastier that THOSE

beautiful

Kowloon walled pizza

wall-o-pizza

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10676301_609919235783218_1927850731451731116_n.jpg?oh=8162a89840ac54fd0e754b9641abd520&oe=54C5212E&__gda__=1421137394_55d401b17e33ea6286c8763cf6f3bb2f

pillowmadeofarms.com

And for the Dawkins people...

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997066_1575520956002390_5516753728685734841_n.jpg?oh=85af202ae980347256292e0082d49d64&oe=54CBADEB

well they can fuck off back to skaro

nerd lol

ugh
everyone is so hateful
i can't stand it anymore

interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:

http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom

esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity

you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins

I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?

I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE

today's loud multicoloured cakes

no the cake is definitely anal sex

i like my anal sex like i like my cake

With Cream?

up the butt?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

blimey

happens all the time

bag on head might need some explaining at passport control?

immigration control should have a watch list of handsome 43 year-olds travelling to South Africa accompanied by 5 year old girls with bags over their heads

No, the cute pic was a fake!

You know what paedos look like, right?

I would think they're loading a shipping container with 5 year olds or something because there's no way it'd be cost effective to escort individuals to South Africa one at a time at a mere $2500.

guess i'll have to poke liam neeson.

But what if HE'S THE PAEDOPHILE!

(Liam, if you're reading, I don't think you're a paedophile)

$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.

Would take some serious Ebay-like IT efficiency to initiate, conduct and complete a whole child sex trafficking e-auction in the few seconds between the time you "check in" at your child's school and the time you step foot off campus.

<ins=:Bidnapper/Kidnapper joke>

the bathos of facebook warning stories

Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is texting 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. 40 bucks."

OBO

I envision a dark future where child sex trafficking e-auctions are fully automated like stock trading and the dirty business of doing the actual abduction is handled by robot copter drones.

Amazon.com's dark underbelly

do American schools just let 6 year-old kids walk off with anybody at the end of the day?

5 year-olds even

Yes, because the market demands it.

gonna stop friending guys with cute profile pics just in case