why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:

http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom

esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity

you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins

I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?

I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE

today's loud multicoloured cakes

no the cake is definitely anal sex

i like my anal sex like i like my cake

With Cream?

up the butt?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

blimey

happens all the time

bag on head might need some explaining at passport control?

immigration control should have a watch list of handsome 43 year-olds travelling to South Africa accompanied by 5 year old girls with bags over their heads

No, the cute pic was a fake!

You know what paedos look like, right?

I would think they're loading a shipping container with 5 year olds or something because there's no way it'd be cost effective to escort individuals to South Africa one at a time at a mere $2500.

guess i'll have to poke liam neeson.

But what if HE'S THE PAEDOPHILE!

(Liam, if you're reading, I don't think you're a paedophile)

$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.

Would take some serious Ebay-like IT efficiency to initiate, conduct and complete a whole child sex trafficking e-auction in the few seconds between the time you "check in" at your child's school and the time you step foot off campus.

<ins=:Bidnapper/Kidnapper joke>

the bathos of facebook warning stories

Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is texting 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. 40 bucks."

OBO

I envision a dark future where child sex trafficking e-auctions are fully automated like stock trading and the dirty business of doing the actual abduction is handled by robot copter drones.

Amazon.com's dark underbelly

do American schools just let 6 year-old kids walk off with anybody at the end of the day?

5 year-olds even

Yes, because the market demands it.

gonna stop friending guys with cute profile pics just in case

On a related note, some guy in the UK got jailed today for selling fake bomb detectors that could also allegedly be used to detect trafficked people thusly:

The instruction manuals that accompanied their products claimed the user’s static electricity would power the aerial to move if it detected the substance it was searching for. The device could supposedly track down missing people – including, it was claimed, Madeleine McCann – by simply putting a photo of the individual in the box

£80m they made off this thing

actually this has got much more detail: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29477894

almost feel like it shdn't be a crime to make money off anybody stupid enough to buy one of those

Egyptian government bought 1,000,000 of the things and they're using them to detect HIV and hepatitis :/

what the hell

i remember the original TV reports from maybe 2 years back, that governments were buying these things was unbelievable then

$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z)

picking up random kids from daycares all over the city, you could net 50k in a day. don't friend strangers!

what the hell

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:56 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

silver cyber platter

"Heh Heh heh, this naïve facebook idiot has unwittingly disclosed to me the location of a live child."

"Roosevelt Elementary School. Bingo."

"And all along, I've been looking for children at muffler repair joints and legal library stacks. What a fool I was... until now."

Half past three then? Ah, that's why nobody was there at half past seven...

No, the cute pic was a fake!

You know what paedos look like, right?

― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

paedos of wigan got the look bang on:

He was described as white, in his late 50s, 6ft and slim, with short grey hair, stubble and yellow teeth. He was wearing a long black coat with stains on, bare legs from the knees down and grey shoes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10616127_589217477853394_5195780565041098489_n.png?oh=2d0c2f1f08c180534fd4aababb95f38d&oe=54CBFD6E&__gda__=1420643542_0d3220c2fa78e9f58c872bb6c49e8f69

My cousin has posted that one.

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU
MEET ARE COVERED IN MEMES &
SOMETIMES THE MOST JUDGMENTAL
PEOPLE YOU MEET POST ON ILX ON
MONDAYS.

- FORKS THANG

lol @ FORKS THANG