why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

silver cyber platter

"Heh Heh heh, this naïve facebook idiot has unwittingly disclosed to me the location of a live child."

"Roosevelt Elementary School. Bingo."

"And all along, I've been looking for children at muffler repair joints and legal library stacks. What a fool I was... until now."

Half past three then? Ah, that's why nobody was there at half past seven...

No, the cute pic was a fake!

You know what paedos look like, right?

― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

paedos of wigan got the look bang on:

He was described as white, in his late 50s, 6ft and slim, with short grey hair, stubble and yellow teeth. He was wearing a long black coat with stains on, bare legs from the knees down and grey shoes.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10616127_589217477853394_5195780565041098489_n.png?oh=2d0c2f1f08c180534fd4aababb95f38d&oe=54CBFD6E&__gda__=1420643542_0d3220c2fa78e9f58c872bb6c49e8f69

My cousin has posted that one.

SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU
MEET ARE COVERED IN MEMES &
SOMETIMES THE MOST JUDGMENTAL
PEOPLE YOU MEET POST ON ILX ON
MONDAYS.

- FORKS THANG

lol @ FORKS THANG

http://i.imgur.com/Ay85suO.jpg

Miranda's

fewer

less of their what?

and not And

and try using a period

And don't get me started about that font!

OK, Vicar.

It's Adam and Eve, not Kim and Kanye's!

i really dislike that picture.

The world needs less mixed race couple's
And more white couple's

polyphonic doing good work

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1620550_814188421932064_1643979211_n.jpg?oh=35f6bb5d4f2d55e7768bfcc07ae4d1c8&oe=54AD6F86&__gda__=1422500962_0f1509338ab191eb558d82c158cdea47

hey guys, black people wear baggy clothing and also we're recaptioning someone else's cartoon.

I went back to see what the original was, figuring the Bizarro strip would've had a more twisted take:

http://www.flubu.com/comics/Bizarro-weightloss.gif

More twisted than I imagined.

Haha, see what I mean?

http://i.imgur.com/m3sGGyH.gif

You found it! I couldn't find it when I looked, but I did find a bunch of other Piraro strips focusing on baggy clothing. I guess that's something of a hobby horse for him.

So why the hell did they even recaption it?

More importantly, why is there a piece of blueberry pie on the pavement behind the old woman?

That's kind of his easter egg. Sometimes, it's an actual Easter egg.

Even more importantly, why is Dan Piraro hosting the Utopia reality show on Fox?

diversification?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcEyGrIEAAIw6w.jpg

10 PRAY TO MECCA
20 GOTO 10

Utterly. The Three Laws of Robotics would ensure my safety.

Lady Robot needs to be covered up.

guessing if you programmed a robot with Islam you'd get Dawkins tbh

http://i.imgur.com/VkBalkt.jpg

weed dude look alright

How did they misspell LSD on the last one?

seriously i am taking from that last one that i would be happier and better looking smoking weed

um i think that's the point?

At a party, Bukowski asks two younger men if they have a cigarette for him to smoke. They reply that they are going to Malibu, and that they are high on marijuana. Bukowski looks down on the boys because they act in such an exclusive way, that since the old man does not smoke marijuana, he is not in their crowd. Bukowksi thinks of such exclusion as being part of a cult or religion, and he approves of neither. Similarly, the boys have copied the language of the hepcats of the 1920s and 30s, men who did much harder drugs than marijuana. Yet these boys disrespect their memories by taking their words and cheapening them to apply to a gentler, toothless drug.

Sometimes you differentiate between Buk playing to gallery and doing his thing but can understand people with propensity for low self esteem/depression not digging marijuana at all. It never worked for me, just made me more depressed.

I wish I could play guitar and sing like Chico Buarque after smoking weed

that poor baby! i guess that's what iggy was warning us about in his song tv ewe

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/1489608_10151827354361167_1075273709_o.jpg

did carl sagan deliberately dress in back turtlenecks so that he would look like a floating head should his image be superimposed on a space backdrop? surely the answer is yes.

xp Thanks, Obama!

Sagan looks more like manservant hecubus than he looks like himself there

That Carl Sagan quote is tl;dr