why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

fewer

less of their what?

and not And

and try using a period

And don't get me started about that font!

OK, Vicar.

It's Adam and Eve, not Kim and Kanye's!

i really dislike that picture.

The world needs less mixed race couple's
And more white couple's

polyphonic doing good work

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hey guys, black people wear baggy clothing and also we're recaptioning someone else's cartoon.

I went back to see what the original was, figuring the Bizarro strip would've had a more twisted take:

http://www.flubu.com/comics/Bizarro-weightloss.gif

More twisted than I imagined.

Haha, see what I mean?

http://i.imgur.com/m3sGGyH.gif

You found it! I couldn't find it when I looked, but I did find a bunch of other Piraro strips focusing on baggy clothing. I guess that's something of a hobby horse for him.

So why the hell did they even recaption it?

More importantly, why is there a piece of blueberry pie on the pavement behind the old woman?

That's kind of his easter egg. Sometimes, it's an actual Easter egg.

Even more importantly, why is Dan Piraro hosting the Utopia reality show on Fox?

diversification?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcEyGrIEAAIw6w.jpg

10 PRAY TO MECCA
20 GOTO 10

Utterly. The Three Laws of Robotics would ensure my safety.

Lady Robot needs to be covered up.

guessing if you programmed a robot with Islam you'd get Dawkins tbh

http://i.imgur.com/VkBalkt.jpg

weed dude look alright

How did they misspell LSD on the last one?

seriously i am taking from that last one that i would be happier and better looking smoking weed

um i think that's the point?

At a party, Bukowski asks two younger men if they have a cigarette for him to smoke. They reply that they are going to Malibu, and that they are high on marijuana. Bukowski looks down on the boys because they act in such an exclusive way, that since the old man does not smoke marijuana, he is not in their crowd. Bukowksi thinks of such exclusion as being part of a cult or religion, and he approves of neither. Similarly, the boys have copied the language of the hepcats of the 1920s and 30s, men who did much harder drugs than marijuana. Yet these boys disrespect their memories by taking their words and cheapening them to apply to a gentler, toothless drug.

Sometimes you differentiate between Buk playing to gallery and doing his thing but can understand people with propensity for low self esteem/depression not digging marijuana at all. It never worked for me, just made me more depressed.

I wish I could play guitar and sing like Chico Buarque after smoking weed

that poor baby! i guess that's what iggy was warning us about in his song tv ewe

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/1489608_10151827354361167_1075273709_o.jpg

did carl sagan deliberately dress in back turtlenecks so that he would look like a floating head should his image be superimposed on a space backdrop? surely the answer is yes.

xp Thanks, Obama!

Sagan looks more like manservant hecubus than he looks like himself there

That Carl Sagan quote is tl;dr

it's about dumbing down or something

he wore maroon turtlenecks.

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg

ok i don't know how to do this i guess

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sorry, i'm pro-bullying

if you're *part of* that 1% with a heart.

unless there are only like 100 people in the world. (note to self- check this)

on the other hand, if you do have accurate knowledge of someone's suffering, torment away

I really should stop making fun of boys for crying, but it feels so RIGHT

I told you motherfuckers my punches do DAMAGE.

it's ok to call people fat if they're not doing anything about it btw.

also we do this particular macro once every month or so.