why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg

ok i don't know how to do this i guess

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/408537_10150643582946647_721212104_n.jpg?oh=77e64575e6993c9b02b2ed0a8e52d03f&oe=54BC8673

sorry, i'm pro-bullying

if you're *part of* that 1% with a heart.

unless there are only like 100 people in the world. (note to self- check this)

on the other hand, if you do have accurate knowledge of someone's suffering, torment away

I really should stop making fun of boys for crying, but it feels so RIGHT

I told you motherfuckers my punches do DAMAGE.

it's ok to call people fat if they're not doing anything about it btw.

also we do this particular macro once every month or so.

I do like the idea of that being a warning about your psyche affecting superpowers
"1% of you control people's brainwaves with your mutant abilities. Repost if you're team xavier"

i resent the implication that i only punched one boy in the hall

Fails to distinguish between bullying that falls inside and bullying which falls outside of the acceptability window imho

Fair play to the many people no doubt circulating that in sincerity, it's just that the attitude of total empathy it sets up as ideal is impossible. You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point, and you'll probably feel like it's exactly what he deserves, it's punching the same boy over and over again that's the problem

Everyone should be punched at least once or twice

No.

moodles advocates tough love, with the love part omitted

That 1% with a heart of cold stone.

You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point

Addendum - if you are a child or teenager. If still doing this post 18 that is also a problem but I figured the image macro was aimed at teenagers

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10665059_10152379437273716_1990867712206098764_n.jpg?oh=75772361c841b6bc23f39f48c98a12ee&oe=54B0E255

sweat pants aren't the best receptacle for coffee IMO

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYMUauvpagraFt4K91LLKM8NNNnKkesGCCYY4v0EerYhbrxS2sjg

lol neil

Here's my favorite this week

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10606297_10152779551444769_7500293734707586730_n.jpg?oh=90a35845823f358a2c78644e01d96b04&oe=54C89BFB&__gda__=1422124367_df8dfd755823a2a45ed67baf6555ff3d

Does not help those of us with big god problems

xpost can't wait to see how that works out

'Sippin coffee in sweatpants' to tune of 'walking in Memphis'

Maybe turn on a heater in the living room.

Heyyy heater you sexy thang!

nice double clutch sweatpants lady

I've never figured out what "go out and party" really means. Does it mean you're just going to the bar for drinks, or what? Maybe my life has been some sort of never-ending party and I'm just immune to it.

it means "not sit like a slob on the couch" iirc

involves donkey games iirc

never-ending variations of "do you party?"

http://31.media.tumblr.com/eb0410dbbaa6cd2a5737560d1ebcfe3c/tumblr_mmt3ib2wQ11sr1weyo1_500.gif

i always assume partying involves recreational drugs or at the very least excessive drinking
straight edgers always wanna go out and dance, everybody else "parties"

I have no idea what "partying" is but I'm certain I want no part of it.

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

LAN party

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

hey! there's coffee in sweatpants in the conference room, guys!

http://cdn1.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/kofi-annan.jpg

http://media.thecrimson.com.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/photos/2014/09/23/141323_1298860.jpg

xp
Check out the coffee in sweatpants on that one.

http://cnt.winkal.com/51775588e4b09abbc6d8ca35/XCpF_700.jpg

Wile E. Coyote got bitter in his old age i see

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1601139_10154788076970393_4372049898642119452_n.jpg?oh=633f2c59f031e41247204009d43a6597&oe=54BFA48A&__gda__=1420728637_79232dfc05575b42e833b06bd8d376d0

wtf does that even mean

Cameramen get a lot of money

it's fine, no one dies now.

Vaguely phallic nature of weaponry in the first two pictures has culminated in an outright dildo in the third