why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Fails to distinguish between bullying that falls inside and bullying which falls outside of the acceptability window imho

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link

Fair play to the many people no doubt circulating that in sincerity, it's just that the attitude of total empathy it sets up as ideal is impossible. You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point, and you'll probably feel like it's exactly what he deserves, it's punching the same boy over and over again that's the problem

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Everyone should be punched at least once or twice

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link

No.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:14 (nine years ago) link

moodles advocates tough love, with the love part omitted

Aimless, Sunday, 12 October 2014 01:16 (nine years ago) link

That 1% with a heart of cold stone.

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Sunday, 12 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

You're probably going to punch a boy in the hall at some point

Addendum - if you are a child or teenager. If still doing this post 18 that is also a problem but I figured the image macro was aimed at teenagers

cardamon, Sunday, 12 October 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

sweat pants aren't the best receptacle for coffee IMO

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

lol neil

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

Does not help those of us with big god problems

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

xpost can't wait to see how that works out

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

'Sippin coffee in sweatpants' to tune of 'walking in Memphis'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

Maybe turn on a heater in the living room.

nickn, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Heyyy heater you sexy thang!

Mark G, Sunday, 12 October 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link

nice double clutch sweatpants lady

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

I've never figured out what "go out and party" really means. Does it mean you're just going to the bar for drinks, or what? Maybe my life has been some sort of never-ending party and I'm just immune to it.

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

it means "not sit like a slob on the couch" iirc

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

involves donkey games iirc

j., Monday, 13 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

never-ending variations of "do you party?"

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

i always assume partying involves recreational drugs or at the very least excessive drinking
straight edgers always wanna go out and dance, everybody else "parties"

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

I have no idea what "partying" is but I'm certain I want no part of it.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

LAN party

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

jokes on you, it's drinking coffee and reading comic books

Oh dammit

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Monday, 13 October 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

hey! there's coffee in sweatpants in the conference room, guys!

Aimless, Monday, 13 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

xp
Check out the coffee in sweatpants on that one.

nickn, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Wile E. Coyote got bitter in his old age i see

Chimp Arsons, Monday, 13 October 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

wtf does that even mean

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

Cameramen get a lot of money

Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2014 06:34 (nine years ago) link

it's fine, no one dies now.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 October 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link

Vaguely phallic nature of weaponry in the first two pictures has culminated in an outright dildo in the third

Sometimes your deadline sneaks up on you and all you've been doing is copying guns from 'An Illustrated History of Weapons'. It takes talent to turn that into something as thought provoking as this.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 20 October 2014 06:53 (nine years ago) link

Psychic lost property office worker?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Someone's going to make my legs grow back?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

this has been making the rounds among my religious cousins. it is so very bad:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152753344339769

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

how does the average person spend 4 years of their life looking at a cellphone when cellphones have been ubiquitous for less than 20 years?

Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

@bishopjakes:: Christian version of a horoscope.

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

But that's not a single factor, it's two factors.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

what about being a white male?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

"Ain't nothin' to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Who the fuck is Brian Tracy?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link


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