annoying amalgam buzzwords we should insert into the social lexicon asap

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44) Combustafarians

Dudes with dreadlocks who misunderstand the term "spark up"

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

44) Yard-E's
ecstasy pills that come free with guns, crack, sensational tabloid headlines, and outraged speeches from radio DJs and MPs and are coated in the colours of the jamaican flag.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

45) Combineharvestafarians

Annoying crusties who retire to the countryside to get away from the rasta race and be at one with nature but end up using modern farm machinery because they haven't got a clue how to use a sythe properly.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

46) Roof-Ease
Pills that make you forget you got up there.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

> there's also a column for these in the observer on sundays and they are uniformly bad.

the last two were:
Grandfars - distant grandparents
Sea-Snide - being grumpy on the beach

i told you they were bad.

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Barse - The space between your balls & your arse.

― mzui, Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh come on, that's just a Profanisaurus 'entry'. Must try harder.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Kerryneum - the space between the Democratic Presidential candidate's balls and his arse.

Gradvert - adverts aimed at students getting them to think about the products they'll be buying once they finish college.

E.g.On my first day at uni, I walked into my room to discover lots of leaflets under my door, one of which was an advert for Endsleigh insurance featuring a picture of a pair of jeans and a pair of posh trousers with the slogan "We can still insure you when you swap yr jeans for Yves St Laurent".

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Phunkers - fomer punk rockers turned Phish fans.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Pimpossible - describing a 1995 Hyundai Accent

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Malabusted - being in a boyband but not really fitting in

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link

buttsted - being in a boyfriend but not really fitting in

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Precifrustration = what I am feeling now given that it has been raining for 24 hours non-stop, grrr.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Crapitalism: The free exchange of poops without government interference.

― Huck, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish people would use Manybody more.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

pitchfwhork

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Textumble. Falling over cause you're walking and texting at the same time.

I remember hearing a guy doing a talk about being an 'imagineer' I wanted to stab that fucker, he was wearing a donald duck tie.

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

textfumble = Falling over cause you're wanking and texting at the same time

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Maxterbation - extreme wanking!

― Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

did yoy mean walking mark?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

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