why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Psychic lost property office worker?

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

Someone's going to make my legs grow back?

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

this has been making the rounds among my religious cousins. it is so very bad:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152753344339769

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

how does the average person spend 4 years of their life looking at a cellphone when cellphones have been ubiquitous for less than 20 years?

Chimp Arsons, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

@bishopjakes:: Christian version of a horoscope.

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

But that's not a single factor, it's two factors.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

what about being a white male?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

"Ain't nothin' to it but to do it" - Ronnie Coleman

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Who the fuck is Brian Tracy?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

canadian tony robbins dickbag

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

I guess he'd have tell everyone that, though, to pump them up after taking their money

I can't make my waterface turn into a *fart* (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i58.tinypic.com/2j4937b.jpg

sleepingbag, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

that's great

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

what the

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Poor guy, spent all day shooting that Joe Satriani cover and really had just had enough.

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzrSN2UIEAAoEE6.jpg

john wahey (NickB), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

see that'd be cute without the nonsense attached to it

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

Started smoking pot
Thought things sounded better slow
-Lou Barlow

how's life, Friday, 24 October 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

yeah small child walking down the street, i hate my day job too

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 24 October 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Better if it was attributed to Kurt Barlow than Lou Barlow, imo.

carl agatha, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/2014/10/23/berkeley-resident-petitions-authorities-to-punish-park-vandal/

why do people keep posting on my facebook about how much they hate that artist?

people get super angry about such interesting things.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 25 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link

fuck this bullshit:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1BGyc7CUAETq5C.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link

YOU CAN'T BE
A SMALL TOWN DUDE
WITH A BIG
CITY ATTITUDE

YOU CAN'T BE
A SMALL DOG
WITHOUT A
OH, WHATEVER!

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link

misuse of puffin meme imo

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

y'see that's why kids at school should be armed: It's a leveler.

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

be the bigger bully

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

be the bully you want to see

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Hint: passing bylaws against bullying doesn't prevent anyone from teaching kids to stand up for themselves. nor do they create victims. also, pink shirts don't create victims, but bullies do. and furthermore, you suck.

Aimless, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

why do i have this thread bookmarked when I don't even have a facebook account?
i'm a masochist

Nhex, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

Because if you did, you'd see all this stuff anyway.

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

Minimum wage work ethic? Does that just mean, like, thinking there should be a minimum wage?

cardamon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

Most minimum wage jobs are physical labor and plenty of it, and if your boss doesn't think you're working hard enough, you get fired. So, a minimum wage work ethic is a pretty high bar, ime.

Aimless, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

pretty much means you toil all day and have no energy left for anything else

⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

I am Barack Obama and I approve this macro.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

'Wah wah wah woe gentle tears wah'
- Lou Barlow

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

to push us off a wall

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Friday, 31 October 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link

crossing yr path to inquire why you are walking on this wall & give you a ticket for being unruly & tell you there is a perfectly good path right next to u wtf

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 October 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9834565.ece/alternates/w620/rurik_jutting-v3.jpg

Hong Kong, 2014

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

just suggesting 'you have a banana and a rubber duck' as an alternative if people get sick of 'you have two cows'

mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

or 'you have a banana, I have a kalashnikov'

mary nobody (soref), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link


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