why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Most minimum wage jobs are physical labor and plenty of it, and if your boss doesn't think you're working hard enough, you get fired. So, a minimum wage work ethic is a pretty high bar, ime.

pretty much means you toil all day and have no energy left for anything else

_____________ shared Yes We Coupon's photo.

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I am Barack Obama and I approve this macro.

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'Wah wah wah woe gentle tears wah'
- Lou Barlow

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to push us off a wall

crossing yr path to inquire why you are walking on this wall & give you a ticket for being unruly & tell you there is a perfectly good path right next to u wtf

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_1005_20141029125515.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-to6lpOvY61U/TleKJX2I8NI/AAAAAAAAA4E/g8LivD60WOo/s1600/SocVsCap.JPG

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9834565.ece/alternates/w620/rurik_jutting-v3.jpg

Hong Kong, 2014

just suggesting 'you have a banana and a rubber duck' as an alternative if people get sick of 'you have two cows'

or 'you have a banana, I have a kalashnikov'

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Or terrifying.

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I want the entire different kinds of capitalism thing on a t-shirt

They really missed a golden opportunity:

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:
Cows sell you!

Capitalism Ranking

http://cdn.webfail.com/upl/img/709158398e2/post2.jpg

no-one is ever going to read that

*dies*

Damn, that wins the thread.

I just came here to post this:

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she gives him the occasional BJ/he occasionally lets her play a video game with him

reciprocation

a lot of the perfect relationship appears to be predicated on disliking everyone else

HENLEY: Well, yeah.

sounds like a perfect relationship as conceived by a #moderatenonmysoginisticgamergater

lol @ "OR OCCASIONALLY GOING OUTSIDE"

gotta go outside if you wanna eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere

the perfect relationshipinsufferable yelpers

the perfect relationshipmarket for SSRIs

Ma cave amour

THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

COMPLETELY CODEPENDENT
HATE EVERYONE ELSE
NO OTHER FRIENDS
LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE GOING ON
EVER
ANY MOMENT SPENT APART IS POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS AWFUL AND YOU HATE THEM
"WHY ARE YOU NOT MY LOVER OR AS GOOD AT BEING THE ONLY PERSON I DON'T HATE AS MY LOVER" YOU SAY
YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE
NO ONE ELSE SHOULD EXIST
YOU BOTH BECOME STUCK IN A ROUTINE YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF
IT IS SO HARD TO LIVE
IT IS SO HARD TO GO OUTSIDE
YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIFE BEFORE THIS
WHAT WAS THERE
THERE WAS JOY??
YOU THINK MAYBE THERE WAS JOY WAS IT THERE?
WHERE DID IT COME FROM
IT WAS DIFFERENT YOU FEEL IT WASN'T LIKE THIS
YOU WANT TO TRY THAT AGAIN
THOSE PEOPLE YOU KNEW ARE ALL A TRAIN AWAY
WILL IT FEEL DIFFERENT AGAIN WILL IT FEEL NEW AGAIN
WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR DINNER
LET'S JUST GET DELIVERY

*slow clap*

YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE

He tells her about how "annoying" his friends are
She tells him how "annoying" her friends are
They laugh together
Then they have amazing sex

SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE ME
HER ENORMOUS ARMS WILL CRADLE ME AS I REMAIN CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITION
EXCEPT WHEN SHE OCCASIONALLY SURPRISES ME WITH BLOWJOBS

sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"

mm. Somebody check.

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Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.

sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY

IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER

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In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...

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how about they observe the poetry of get fucked

Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?

The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.

remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life