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another category to add to the list of terrible westerners you meet traveling in asia

Oh man I have a story about that from a friend that I shouldn't post online

you can post it, just change your friend's name to "Dan Y."

Roberto S.!

Anyway the story is my friend (who is white) was sitting at an airport in China one day waiting for his flight

This other white guy sits next to him and strikes up a conversation

Within 5 minutes the other white guy is telling my friend how he's a professor at [x] university in [y big city] in China

And that he's had sex with a number of his grad students in exchange for approving their topics, being their advisor, etc. etc.

Like putting aside the awfulness of it, it just made me think how terrible westerners in Asia feel like they have nobody to brag about their 'conquests' to and will literally tell the first white person they see at an airport

vom

certainly a novel form of sex tourism

In conclusion if you're an old white guy traveling in Asia wearing a loose button down and socks with sandals I'm gonna give you a severe side eye

feel like if youre wearing a safari vest tho that makes u respectable prob just there to look at birds and/or ruins

Those dudes might just be in disguise. Check their bag to see if they brought a pair of binoculars

Dude with binoculars you're free to go. But guy with just the Go Pro is pretty sus and I won't be sitting next to him

they have so many pockets tho will take all day

holy shit that story

i figure anyone rocking the "80s cohost of the victory garden" look is deeply suspect no matter the continent

Probably appropriate that I am sharing this story on the same day that Gary Glitter appeared in court

andrew from yo is this racist joked on one episode of his podcast that maybe there really is such a thing as "white mans burden" in that being white means you have to deal with other white people automatically assuming it's cool to say gross racist shit around you all the time

Ah, he’s been to one of my families parties then?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2gCH08CMAIsI4r.jpg

bcoin > google

from dis tweet

Rose Broome ‏@rosical Nov 15
What is this Bitcoin thing anyway? @balajis from @a16z tells us. #ThielSummit

firm highly invested in bitcoin economy tells u why bitcoin is so good

http://stpetersburgbowl.com/wp-content/themes/digalign/images/logo.png

Mayor Mike Duggan detailed Monday how Detroit has been victimized by cyber crimes, including how a city database was frozen in April and held for ransom.

Duggan said the city database was held hostage for a ransom of 2,000 bitcoins, an encrypted digital currency. A bitcoin is currently worth $401.75, making that ransom worth $803,500. Duggan said the ransom was not paid and the database wasn’t used or needed by the city.

lol but sad

http://gawker.com/magical-thinking-bitcoin-gathers-at-disney-1644521971

A hyperactive child stomped down the aisle as the cake crowd dwindled, shouting "I'M SATOSHI NAKAMOTO! I INVENTED BITCOIN!" over and over, to the delight of every guest.

That article made me feel cringeley depressed

there really is almost no difference between bitcoin and a fully blown cult now is there

https://vine.co/v/OrweWXlApWb

Bitstamp got "hacked" for 17k (or $5 million worth), Vault of Satoshi shuts down, seems like someone anticipated this and dumped a bunch of coins onto the market over the weekend, dropping the price to sub-270 levels. If Bitstamp runs like Gox it could drop it even further. And the BFL liquidation/subsequent panic selling hasn't even happened yet. Good time to sell short.

http://bitcoinity.org/markets/bitstamp/USD

what is happening here

the bitcoin chart for the last two years is starting to look almost exactly like that chart of the phases of a speculative asset

wait waht

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/572838855344304129
https://twitter.com/M3metic/status/572839173918474241
https://twitter.com/ChangeTip/status/572839187537403905

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I've also been added to a bitcoin Twitter list

man these guys are WAY more fun than the GamerGate crowd

oh my god

ftr this is the second time that dude has given me bitcoin for no reason; I didn't cash in the first time but now I'm tempted to just for lols

to do so would mean learning more about bitcoin, too high a bar for me tbh

http://i.imgur.com/5kF9r13.png

lol guys cmon http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/31/nyregion/silk-road-case-federal-agents-charges.html

Somebody is still out there drawing Snuffy Smith.

meet somebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GoCo6eb0no

Left-handed cartoonists shouldn't weird me out like that, but they do.

disregarding how amazing every single thing about the Silk Road/DPR trial is now, I just wanna point out how incredible the name "Carl Mark Force IV"

seriously though just when you think bitcoin couldn't possibly bring more laughs something like this happens, some Burn After Reading level shit happening here but as they say, truth really is stranger than fiction

snuffy smith >>>>>> barney google

u wld think these federal agents wld know better than to try to steal the bitcoins considering they were working on a case involving ppl who thought they cld get away with crimes because of bitcoin but instead they were all i can take these bitcoins no problem

You know who really hates the Feds?

Snuffy Smith.

He was selling moonshine all over the world through Silk Road, faster than he could brew it.