The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 November 2014 05:56 (nine years ago) link

0h h1 is great but it ruins my eyesight after a while

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 November 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link

Can't believe you guys got me playing Clicker Heroes when I'd already been incrementing/idling away with Adventure Capitalist. Too much idle, argh.

emil.y, Saturday, 15 November 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

second ascension in clicker heroes, oh boy!

moonstone (soda), Saturday, 15 November 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

I'm just going to close this and let it run for like 23 years and then play. Imagine how different the world will be then!

Jeff, Saturday, 15 November 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link

But if you spend another 8 hours upgrading your heroes and THEN let it run for 23 years, you'd get twice as much gold!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 November 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

one weird trick in human psychology

moonstone (soda), Saturday, 15 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

again I am so glad this requires flash so that I can't (won't) play it

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 15 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

ps I loaded up cookie clicker a few times this year, had the spirit but lost the feeling

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 15 November 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

The best part of games like this is the moment when you finally quit

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Checked out Clicker Heroes, not sure if I understand: all you have to do is click away? First person clicker? That's it?

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Saturday, 15 November 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

it scales, there are ascensions and summonings and special unlockables but yah, you just click a lot until you earn exponentially more difficult automatic clicking powers, gods, and bad puns (Refri Jerator)

moonstone (soda), Saturday, 15 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Shit, that's plain nasty. I don't need any more of those games in my life tbh

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Saturday, 15 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's a total waste of time
for a total waste of life

Nhex, Saturday, 15 November 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I got my 8 year old daughter playing Clicker Heroes today. I figure she has more time to invest.

doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 15 December 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link

why would you do that to your own child

Nhex, Monday, 15 December 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link

i've been clean for about 10 days now, please don't bring it up again

A cat having an apron (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 December 2014 06:59 (nine years ago) link

She just phoned me at work to complain about the level 35 boss. I'd best nip this in the bud.

doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

lol buy her a DS you scrooge

JimD, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

devs say coming out with ios vers soon

dr bronner's new and improved peppermint (soda), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Internet Archive has added over 2000 ms-dos games to its library, all playable in-browser!

olly, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

Hey! http://c64clicker.com/

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

a clicker with a purpose!

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

http://chesslike.net/

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://codepen.io/kowlor/full/MYOKRd/

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link

The Internet Archive has added over 2000 ms-dos games to its library, all playable in-browser!

― olly, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 05:01 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol that soft porn advebture, leisure suit Larry and a strip poker game are in the top 20 by views

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 14 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link

ok that is really funny. like in this day and age, there is still a thrill to seeing pixelated EGA boobs.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 14 February 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link

relive the moment

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 February 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

it's not the seeing of them, it's the having to work for them

english fatuus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 February 2015 07:39 (nine years ago) link

yup, no internet porn back then

Nhex, Sunday, 15 February 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

http://terrycavanaghgames.com/grabthembytheeyes/

cavanagh is always good

Mordy, Saturday, 28 February 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

http://www.rivsoft.net/clicker/ancientssoul

How do I read the optimal level line? E.g.:

Optimal level: 130, souls: 10, time: 10 minutes

Am I supposed to ascend after I reach zone 130?

Godsleee You Black Emperor (Leee), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

that Cavanagh game with the signs was amusing

Nhex, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, getting a kick out of that. Wish it played a little 'faster,' like Lemonade Stand - don't need to see the customers walking through, or my arrival at the sign store. But the basic sign selection game is cute and the theme is charming.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

Although, it's kinda counter-intuitive that your sales don't seem to have any impact on how much money you get to spend at the store.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

Leee, that's what it's saying, although when I used that calculator it had some quirks.

Swarm Simulator is a good new idle game. You don't need to play it constantly like you do with Clicker Heroes or Tap Tap Infinity.
https://swarmsim.github.io/

poxy fülvous (abanana), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 05:52 (nine years ago) link

xp lol SECRET MESSAGE ALERT!

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

oh shit swarm simulator is good

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

why would you want to simulate a shit swarm?

thomasintrouble, Friday, 6 March 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

just asking myself that as i wait for mutigen

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

the waiter/clicker scourge must die

Nhex, Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:05 (nine years ago) link

man, i hope so

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link

clickers better than in-app purchases tbh

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2015 06:20 (nine years ago) link

how do i stop playing this swarm thing help

polyphonic, Saturday, 7 March 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link

^

badg, Saturday, 7 March 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link

^

I'm even kind of in an upgrade-less rut and still grinding! tear me away

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm still swarmin'

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

I'm on my 7th ascension and there's not much left to do.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

i closed the window after the first ascension, thank god

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link


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