why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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What if you want a cherry flavoured yoghurt?

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

Give cherry flavored yoga hurt

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

We could do a whole separate thread on macros that make use of Spiritual Native Americans

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

and it would go on forever, like this thread.

Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

"I want to be a wolf."

pplains, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

be the wolf that you wish to see in the world

anonanon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

in the world in the lake

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson / You're all fakes, run to your mansions / Come around, we'll kick your asses

you got the wolf pack in you

a total laugh package (s.clover), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link

http://33.media.tumblr.com/77d0283d0ff7db6432b2854fab26191e/tumblr_nd37eeF2aG1sp4upwo2_500.jpg

i might just follow too many teenagers on tumblr but it seems like saying that you hate most people is socially acceptable to say now.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

social media blowback?

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

bad mexican food and judd apatow movies have poisoned our souls

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

stealth brags as *comedy*

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

socially acceptable now???

maybe the smug superiority in pretending not to is a new wrinkle nah come on what am i saying?

Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

eh. a lack of like =/= presence of hate

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link

I was just thinking "Oh, out of all of my FIVE HUNDRED FRIENDS I only really like SEVEN OF THEM"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

*sips from Chipotle cup* seems about right

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

i feel like he is commanding me to only like 1.4% of people

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 20 November 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link

Works particularly well with children, I hear.

emil.y, Sunday, 23 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

if u love winona ryder but then fall in love with doom metal, u must choose doom metal
1 like = 1 death in solitude

Øystein, Sunday, 23 November 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Johnny Depp? They should call him Johnny Deep!

nickn, Monday, 24 November 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link

meh

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link

cigar smoking aliens outrage me

Vic Perry, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

Somebody should tell Alan Greenspan that you're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke.

moneyma$e, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Janet Yellen needs to boost her Q rating. I suggest cigars.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

fed image is by david dees, who is actually crazy
http://www.deesillustration.com/artwork.asp?cat=satire

abanana, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link

questions only non-liberals ask

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, were we supposed to shout "Parklife" there?

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8ENLzYr.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

Thought that was from Pepsi for a second.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

didn't realize it wasn't pepsi until that post

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

it was all i wanted.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Recipes, Decorating Ideas and Craft

http://i.imgur.com/9EnbJbt.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

wow. that's so sad.

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

discovertheforest

anonanon, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

*weeps that we have supermarkets and no longer live in the forest*

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

native plants and animals shd sort their branding out

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

how many children native to their region can the average american forest animal recognise eh? zero i bet

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

and they don't watch any tv at all

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

toying with the idea of a "children and the local animals who hate them" thread but i'm tired and listless

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

YES:

https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos_stream

Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

seagulls round here don't hate children exactly, but i don't think they'd feel any particular compunction about eating one a smallish one alive were they to be given half a chance xp

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

we do lamp

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link


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