why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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if u love winona ryder but then fall in love with doom metal, u must choose doom metal
1 like = 1 death in solitude

Øystein, Sunday, 23 November 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

Johnny Depp? They should call him Johnny Deep!

nickn, Monday, 24 November 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link

meh

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link

cigar smoking aliens outrage me

Vic Perry, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

Somebody should tell Alan Greenspan that you're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke.

moneyma$e, Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Janet Yellen needs to boost her Q rating. I suggest cigars.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

fed image is by david dees, who is actually crazy
http://www.deesillustration.com/artwork.asp?cat=satire

abanana, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link

questions only non-liberals ask

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, were we supposed to shout "Parklife" there?

Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2014 11:33 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8ENLzYr.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

Thought that was from Pepsi for a second.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

didn't realize it wasn't pepsi until that post

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

it was all i wanted.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Recipes, Decorating Ideas and Craft

http://i.imgur.com/9EnbJbt.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

wow. that's so sad.

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

discovertheforest

anonanon, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

*weeps that we have supermarkets and no longer live in the forest*

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

native plants and animals shd sort their branding out

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

how many children native to their region can the average american forest animal recognise eh? zero i bet

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

and they don't watch any tv at all

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

toying with the idea of a "children and the local animals who hate them" thread but i'm tired and listless

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

YES:

https://www.facebook.com/clickhole/photos_stream

Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

seagulls round here don't hate children exactly, but i don't think they'd feel any particular compunction about eating one a smallish one alive were they to be given half a chance xp

sosmix klopp (NickB), Thursday, 4 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

we do lamp

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:20 (nine years ago) link

We do family love

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:37 (nine years ago) link

Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

You know you're a 20th century kid if...

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers

i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs

sosmix klopp (NickB), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link

Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

You burn (I burn)
I drink (Me too)
My vag
Is growin' tentacles toniiiight

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png

example (crüt), Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link

Blech.

carl agatha, Sunday, 7 December 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.

Evan, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

Be the meme you want to see in the world.

nickn, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

why can't you make cookies and then fuck

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

"Want to make love?"
"In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.

jmm, Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link


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