Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

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well, that and his cloud of bizarro twitter followers i guess. you have a point. but it is REALLY fun...

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

must be cool to be an IT tech bro firing off hostile tweets all day about actual creative people who aren't doing anything particularly wrong. he has a lot of bennies in life

take away the bennies and this man crumbles

hackshaw, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

b-b-b-bennies! bennies and the otts!
[someone's probably made that joke already]

tylerw, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link

there's a universe where using a public enemy review that happened to run the day of the darren wilson non-indictment as an opportunity to dry-rub your ian cohen beef is less "tone-deaf" than someone calling said review "well-timed," but I'm not sure where it is. probably in hell

katherine, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link

otm it is def in some corner of hell

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that having a mid-life crisis can be sorta painful. it might be time to let the dream of the 90's go, ott. there's more important things

hackshaw, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Yeah! Fuck old people. They don't understand us kids!!!!

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link

the dream of the 90s is alive in ottland

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

i guess i don't see ott's current persona as being one bit different than 10 yrs ago

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

meet the new ott, same as the old ott

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

a few months ago he temporarily deleted his twitter and permanently deleted his videos and a FAN re-uploaded a bunch of them to youtube

Murghan Troidor (some dude), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

sorry that was me

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link

no one understands our love

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:50 (nine years ago) link

Gamergate comparison otm, although: this bag of trash typed good typing about female musicians, once upon a time

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link

I mean, in the "reminiscent of Cat Power" heyday of the early 2000s Ott was pretty great in how he covered this or that.

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

G'bye, tho, tbh

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

the ironic thing is his largely /mu/ fan base overlaps significantly with gaters so he is constantly fielding questions from them about how he HAS IT ALL WRONG (being against)

katherine, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:20 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know what to do when he retweeted a post of mine last week so I played Malkmus.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link

ILX should hypothetically love the Ott: Dude is an A+ troll, hates corny indie fuxxors, his twitter feed is like this popular thread a lot of the time.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:32 (nine years ago) link

OK, dude is a little hung up on pitchfork minutae, but we're NEVER like that [*links to ILX posts about "why don't they show the individual writers lists"]

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:33 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link

will nvr 4get the day whiney held the mirror up to us all..............and we saw the mosnter within

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link

U mean we saw the monster and ott was us

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4uzGXwwUG4

hackshaw, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:49 (nine years ago) link

whiney I think you know full well the reasons you listed (re: how he's similar to ILX) are not the real reasons why he gets lampooned and hated on. come on.

OMG did he offer you some bennies have you been bought YOU SELLOUT

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link

the last time Ott posted here he made a real Tanuki of himself

Murghan Troidor (some dude), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

i thought this guy deleted his whole internet presence, why couldn't it stay deleted.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

the real reasons why he gets lampooned and hated on

name your reasons why he is so bad & hated

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

What the world needs now
Is A+ trolls

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 08:49 (nine years ago) link

I started paying less attention to Ott when he started spouting unforgivable classist and queerphobic bullshit on another message board, and stopped paying attention entirely when he started going toe-to-toe with whoever and whatever on Twitter with the same ""rhetoric"". This was a while ago so my points of reference are cold. Has he changed or does he still get drunk and tilt-at-windmills and bully girls and queers online? But then I have no taste for "A+ trolls"

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

Whine ott?

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:04 (nine years ago) link

Otta give em a chance

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:30 (nine years ago) link

"the ultimate fuckin bro shit stoner lame-ass jam band battle of the bands music smith fucking stratocaster velvet fucking top hat fucking scarf-wearing paisley bullshit ever"

- an actual quote from chris ott in a shallow rewards video

j. winters (josh), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

various xposts to brad - I've read almost all of this thread, and the offending interview/video, and gone through a handful of the older videos...are you seriously asking me to list those things like jfc come on

but ok sure: vaguely sexist/creepy statements about women who write about music, his bullshit truth to power aesthetic, obsession with a culture that doesn't exist and prob never did, numerous ad hominem attacks on people unrelated to their opinions, etc etc etc was this some sort of test? fucks sake.

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

vaguely is an understatement like a huge one actually

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link

wasn't brad just joking

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:48 (nine years ago) link

welp, there I go not knowing an ILX in joke. egg, meet face. I'm newish here.

my apologies.

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

haha I had assumed you were an oldtime poster with a new name and was trying to work out who wasn't accounted for.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link

nah, I'm not a sock. (I learned most of the terminology quick but def not everything or would've known brad's statement as a joke)

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

"They’re angry because I’m calling them out on the questions that they refuse to ask. They’re complicit in trying to make money out of talking about fucking pop music"

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

the call is coming from inside the house

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

People making money from popular things---does anyone else know about this?

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

lol that budweiser video is so good

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

I started paying less attention to Ott when he started spouting unforgivable classist and queerphobic bullshit on another message board, and stopped paying attention entirely when he started going toe-to-toe with whoever and whatever on Twitter with the same ""rhetoric"".

feels like a huge bunch of the young male critic contingent from a few years back are/were really into this Critic-As-Pretend-Bully thing, like they're gonna paste you one if you betray some imagined cause. confidentially though I don't think any of these guys are really very good at fighting

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

people with good dental plans more willing to take a punch in the mouth

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

glad he blew the lid off budgate. beer companies giving away beer to college kids and money to rock bands... who knew?

Brio2, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

he truly is tireless in his vigilance

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link


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