Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

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whiney I think you know full well the reasons you listed (re: how he's similar to ILX) are not the real reasons why he gets lampooned and hated on. come on.

OMG did he offer you some bennies have you been bought YOU SELLOUT

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link

the last time Ott posted here he made a real Tanuki of himself

Murghan Troidor (some dude), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

i thought this guy deleted his whole internet presence, why couldn't it stay deleted.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

the real reasons why he gets lampooned and hated on

name your reasons why he is so bad & hated

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

What the world needs now
Is A+ trolls

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 08:49 (nine years ago) link

I started paying less attention to Ott when he started spouting unforgivable classist and queerphobic bullshit on another message board, and stopped paying attention entirely when he started going toe-to-toe with whoever and whatever on Twitter with the same ""rhetoric"". This was a while ago so my points of reference are cold. Has he changed or does he still get drunk and tilt-at-windmills and bully girls and queers online? But then I have no taste for "A+ trolls"

mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link

Whine ott?

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:04 (nine years ago) link

Otta give em a chance

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:30 (nine years ago) link

"the ultimate fuckin bro shit stoner lame-ass jam band battle of the bands music smith fucking stratocaster velvet fucking top hat fucking scarf-wearing paisley bullshit ever"

- an actual quote from chris ott in a shallow rewards video

j. winters (josh), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link

various xposts to brad - I've read almost all of this thread, and the offending interview/video, and gone through a handful of the older videos...are you seriously asking me to list those things like jfc come on

but ok sure: vaguely sexist/creepy statements about women who write about music, his bullshit truth to power aesthetic, obsession with a culture that doesn't exist and prob never did, numerous ad hominem attacks on people unrelated to their opinions, etc etc etc was this some sort of test? fucks sake.

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

vaguely is an understatement like a huge one actually

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link

wasn't brad just joking

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:48 (nine years ago) link

welp, there I go not knowing an ILX in joke. egg, meet face. I'm newish here.

my apologies.

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

haha I had assumed you were an oldtime poster with a new name and was trying to work out who wasn't accounted for.

Tim F, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link

nah, I'm not a sock. (I learned most of the terminology quick but def not everything or would've known brad's statement as a joke)

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:55 (nine years ago) link

"They’re angry because I’m calling them out on the questions that they refuse to ask. They’re complicit in trying to make money out of talking about fucking pop music"

Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

the call is coming from inside the house

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

People making money from popular things---does anyone else know about this?

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

lol that budweiser video is so good

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

I started paying less attention to Ott when he started spouting unforgivable classist and queerphobic bullshit on another message board, and stopped paying attention entirely when he started going toe-to-toe with whoever and whatever on Twitter with the same ""rhetoric"".

feels like a huge bunch of the young male critic contingent from a few years back are/were really into this Critic-As-Pretend-Bully thing, like they're gonna paste you one if you betray some imagined cause. confidentially though I don't think any of these guys are really very good at fighting

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link

people with good dental plans more willing to take a punch in the mouth

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

glad he blew the lid off budgate. beer companies giving away beer to college kids and money to rock bands... who knew?

Brio2, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

he truly is tireless in his vigilance

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link

Waiting for him to call out Pamplemoose, if he hasn't already, at which ILX will finally implode.

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

It's about ethics in rocking.

wk, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

sorry for otty rocking

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

otty dreadlock

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

Maybe should have said: Guess who's coming to YouTube?

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

if you play shoegaze around The Ott, he becomes a big preeening softie.

hackshaw, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link

but only slowdive or catherine wheel or moose or ride B-sides - none of that my bloody valentine crap nothing that any urban-outfitters-patronizing millennial might have heard of, amirite???? because INTEGRITY and REALNESS and STICK IT TO DA MAN

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

no, IIRC he loves that stuff too

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

It's about ethics in rocking.

― wk, Wednesday, November 26, 2014 12:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love you

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

it's one of the only things he loves and will be totally sincere about it. also The Cure. but anything else will be reduced to rich kid posturing accordingly

hackshaw, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

huh. interesting. it sure can be beautiful sometimes & it involves an aesthetic that i imagine is attractive to a purity/integrity/DIY obsessed shitbiscuit like him

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

his goth thing was kinda good

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

Sloth, dude, are you down with Moose?

Evan, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Moose are among the purest artists in history. those guys were THE ETHIC and THE LIGHT

hackshaw, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

havent listened to be quite honest, i knew they went under the obscure column of shoegaze bands as opposed to MBV and ride tho

i might do a deep dive on the genre, i have quite a bit of vacation time coming up

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link

if you've heard mbv you will go to your grave no poorer if you just stop there

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

do not listen to Ray Tabano, when it comes to shoegaze-type music he is totally insane

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link

Ride is just as good as mbv

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

You're the one for me, Otty.

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 November 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link

Moose are one of the reasons i found this board and here i still am around seven years and 10,000 posts later. they only started as a shoegaze band with their first three EP's (aka Sonny & Sam EP). by the time their first album ...XYZ come out they were completely different band. they actually got better by mellowing out with "Honey Bee" and Live A Little, Love A Lot both being outstanding albums.

2010, 2012 and 2014 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 27 November 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link

bee I will give them a shot (btw I'm sorry about panda we will treat him well in boston)

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 27 November 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link

Yeah ...XYZ is my favorite. One of my favorite records in the genre!

Evan, Thursday, 27 November 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

wish i'd been here 13 hours ago to post "your bennies, sir"

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 27 November 2014 05:44 (nine years ago) link


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