Star Wars 7 shit talk

I like the title. "STAR WARS". It really pops.

sounds like something lucas would name it tbh

apparently the narrator is Andy Serkis

Star Bores more like it right?

I hope to god Cumberbatch isn't a main villain in this shit because that's the worst sort of fan service, and not even for Star Wars fans

jj abrams is not that great and this will undoubtedly be trash but that shot of x-wings kicking up spray across water shows more wit and sense than lucas has shown for my whole adult life

The only Abrams I have seen was Super 8 and although I don't remember much, apparently my kid liked it enough that we bought it for him and I periodically see it pop up while I'm flipping through our dvd book. Should I go back and watch it again with a cynical and jaded critical eye and realize how bad it was after all?

i'm suspending judgment, i thought the star treks were really corny but i could see that corniness working better in the star wars context

I feel like Abrams at least understands what people liked about the originals and will produce at least part of a movie that feels true to that

And if it sucks, maybe Rian Johnson will get weird with the next one.

As far as big $$$ H'wood Product I'm way more excited about these new SW films than I could ever be about the bland and noisy superhero mush that continues to be churned out.

And I'll pop in Solaris (Tarkovsky model) or Stalker if I ever want my highbrow SF fix. I dig that, too. No shame in my SW love over here.

jj abrams is not that great and this will undoubtedly be trash but that shot of x-wings kicking up spray across water shows more wit and sense than lucas has shown for my whole adult life

Qft

tbf you could say the same for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and um

The X-wings in _The Dark Knight Rises_?

there's really no reason to believe Cumberbatch is in this at all

? You didn't see this leaked pre-production still?

http://i.imgur.com/vKqaEtL.png

so handsome sigh

other than fans of all nerdom hoping it, and Abrams love of casting people he's previously casted

what is the over/under on Greg Grunberg appearing in the background as an extra

still got my fingers crossed for a big red ball

I feel like Abrams at least understands what people liked about the originals and will produce at least part of a movie that feels true to that

agreed

i'm suspending judgment, i thought the star treks were really corny but i could see that corniness working better in the star wars context

also agree w this

first star trek was cool. second was laaaaaaame. so I'm glad that jj will be cut off after 7.

isn't RT supposed to chime in, why all this enthusiasm

I can imagine this new one being just as competent and just as stupid as his "Star Trek" films. It's some miracle that the cast and effects and general construction of the original "Star Wars" movie allowed it to surmount its innately corny origins (which, of course, in embarrassing pre-edited/spiffed up FX form made people think it was destined to flop). These new ones, I know they will look great and be technically perfect, but today's blockbuster dudes have real problems with the scripts. It's like they've forgotten how to tell stories, or rather, their stories have become so overly ambitious despite their generally shallow substance that they totally fall apart once the destructive inevitability of the contemporary H'wood by corporate committee process kicks in. I can only imagine how much of a mess the Marvel movies would be if they did not have decades of comics canon to draw on. At least Lucas, surprisingly savvy, was straightforward that his prequels (which he produced independently, no less) were kids flicks meant to jumpstart a new generation of fans (which I think worked). But these "Star Wars" films on the other hand are a tougher task liable to satisfy no one even if the end product is totally satisfying and lucrative. They have to tie to old mythology, add new mythology, entertain kids and fulfill the hopes of the faithful all at once. That doesn't give them much room to move other than right toward the middle.

feeling deep shame over how nervous that triple/hilt light saber is making me feel

like, for as wonderful and promising the rest of the trailer looks, that is some fucked up shit.

sidebar: if anyone is interested, greg proops talks about his experience as the podrace announcer in Phantom Menace on matt gourley's new podcast, it's kind of a neat conversation

http://feeds.feedburner.com/IWasThereToo

the hilt lighsaber looked so crappy I feel like there almost has to be a reason it looked crappy, like it's either some kind of bootleg home modification or it's just that the effect hasn't been finalized in post-production.

Incidentally, I keep chuckling at the mental image of a dark side jedi who talks like adam driver

the hilt lightsaber looked so good. i hope they run the whole goddamn movie through a 'hilt lightsaber' filter.

if Adam Driver kills Mark Hamill this will be the best Star Wars ever

(Hurting you do know that Driver has done Shaw on the NY stage, right? he may not sound like JE Jones, but no one does.)

Saddest part about Adam Driver in Star Wars is i'm 99% sure he won't be naked :(

what are you talking about star wars is famous for its erotic tableaux

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071016095649/starwars/nl/images/1/13/Luke_Bacta.jpg

hee hee

hamilltube.com

why god

The only hope is that JJ 'hi I'm director JJ abrams' Abrams might just be stupid enough to pull this off

the hilt lighsaber looked so crappy I feel like there almost has to be a reason it looked crappy, like it's either some kind of bootleg home modification or it's just that the effect hasn't been finalized in post-production.

I think def the first, the hilts look like oil well fires, the main blade is arcing.

I'm generally enthusiastic about this - worth remembering that this isn't 1:30 of random footage, it's specifically chosen to say "We understand Star Wars and also have the freedom to do new things with it and also we understand Star Wars, Jesus Christ sit down you guys".

sidebar: if anyone is interested, greg proops talks about his experience as the podrace announcer in Phantom Menace on matt gourley's new podcast, it's kind of a neat conversation

http://feeds.feedburner.com/IWasThereToo

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, November 30, 2014 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thank you for the heads up. I've never heard Greg talk about it in his own podcast.

There's some funny Phantom Menace related stuff in this as well:

http://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_lst_podcast/episode_12_peter_serafinowicz/

yeah that Herring podcast with Peter Serafinowicz is hillarious and incredible. Lucas comes across as a tight bastard too; recording in a notoriously cheap London studio, not paying PS to go to the premiere etc. really is amazing eye-witness stuff.

I had no idea the Attack the Block guy was in this movie until I saw the trailer, but I was happy to see him, because he was so good in AtB. Looking at the names of the other actors, I have no idea who they are (except for the old folks from the original movies, plus Serkis, of course), have they done anything noteworthy before SW7?

What is Serkis doing in this movie, anyway (besides narrating the trailer)? Another motion capture role?

No one knows.

He's going to be Yaddle.

I haven't seen the mutilated original trilogy in a while, so I was wondering - didn't they redub the stormtroopers' voices with Temuera Morrison (Boba Fett/clone trooper)? Or was it just Fett?

The cast are all mostly up and comers. Oscar Isaac was in the Coens' last movie and will be playing Apocalypse in the next X-Men, Daisy Ridley is more or less an unknown, Adam Driver and Gwendolyn Christie are both from HBO, Lupita Nyong'o won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for 12 Years A Slave, Domhnall Gleeson is Brendan Gleeson's son, and Max Von Sydow played the role of Esbern in the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Dudes, if Episode 1 came out in 2014 everyone would be saying it's amazing LIKE NERDGASM OMG I@M SUCH A HUGE STAR WARS NERD BY THE WAY AND THIS LOOKS WOW internet jive.

-Instead- it got shitted on by actual angry nerds who hated it for actual disillusioned angry nerd reasons that were as bullshit as the new young star fans reasons for loving the new JJ im JJ abrams Abrams nontrailer. When did it become cool to like commercial reboots?

^^^ Whose sock is he again?

I don't know but his logic is AIRTIGHT and CONVINCING