Star Wars 7 shit talk

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at least they put SOME minimal effort into "lethane gas", as opposed to NOTREALium

I kind of want to know how the Falcon flies like that within gravity, while we're at it, although I feel I am inadequate in both my flight dynamics and star wars knowledge to properly debate this

dunno, but the concept art of the repurposed AT-AT is cool as hell:

Ha, that could be a callback to the repurposed Tauntaun.

it's covered in hoverboards iirc xp

turns out the ball droid is a McQuarrie concept too btw

“I think Artoo was just described as a small robot. I thought of him as running on a giant ball bearing — just a sphere, a circle, wheel-like. He had gyros so he could go in any direction on this ball.”

that's so cool.

I liked Lisanti's description of R2 in the Grantland piece as a "squealing bipedal diaper genie"

tried to rewrite "Moses Supposes" from Singin' in the Rain for cortosis, gave up

with gyros in my balls, i could go in any direction

My ball gyros keep them in the same position/direction no matter which way I turn.

Super painful if I turn too fast.

white sauce joke

how did no one make the "they should make the whole plane out of the stuff they use to make the black box" joke in Hurting/SaberGate

prob bc it wouldn't be funny

they should make all of ilx out of hurting's posts

xp oh it would've been hilarious

This effect made cortosis a useful material for anti-lightsaber melee weapons, though with repeated strikes, a lightsaber could still cut through it.

i can only imagine that looking like this:

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Nixon head is essential.

lol

who is playing nixon head in ep 7

greg grunberg

harry shearer natch

ok what bothers me about the lightsaber hilt now is if there's lightsaber beam underneath the metal tube bits which would still protect the wielder if someone else strikes through it, why don't they encase the entire hilt with that metal material? it would break pretty easily yeah but until that happens it would protect the wielder from the beams and allow them to regain that lost mobility that comes from constantly worrying if you're going to pierce yourself if you make a single mistake

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Forest is full of bugs. Lightsaber hilt is a bug zapper. Solved.

The hilt can also be used for offense this way. Everybody is so concerned about this Jedi hurting itself like it is a goddamn baby.

yeah prob didn't become a dark jedi by being clumsy with swords

Chewie has a bionic arm now too according to concept art.

It's almost like bionic arms are a status symbol.

Everybody is so concerned about this Jedi hurting itself like it is a goddamn baby. youngling

lol

it'd be funny if the bionic chewie arm just gesticulated awkwardly and wildly like a regular wookie arm

what's the old joke "doc, that's amazing news, I couldn't play the piano at all before the accident"

what if chewie accidentally rips his own dick off with his bionic arm. he should have mittens.

what's the old joke "doc, that's amazing news, I couldn't play the piano at all before the accident"

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what if chewie accidentally rips his own dick off with his bionic arm. he should have mittens.

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 3:05 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So he can softly rip his own dick off? How would this help?

Have you ever tried to grip a wookie's dick with mittens?

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haha my first thought was
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I love you canon.

However, Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent.[8]

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The hilt can also be used for offense this way.

can't really see that happening tbh w/o having the opposite end of the hilt up to yr throat or something, or having your opponent in a weird position where the blade wouldn't hit them first anyway

this is the worst movie ever

I had this idea that ILX should "precover" Ep 7 by building an entire film around the trailer scenes

directed by lou reed

No one ever dies in the Star Wars extended universe, do they? They always manage to claw back out of the Sarlacc somehow.

xxxp That Darth Maul thing was an entire story arc on the Clone Wars cartoon, where he was rescued by his brother -- I swear to god I am not making this up -- Savage Oppress*, and eventually given a regular pair of mechanical legs.

* This name was conceived by whichever one of Lucas's two daughters was a writer for the show. The younger one.

Yeah but the plot of the movie is pretty obvious:

-A stormtrooper wakes up in the desert after a heavy night of drinking.
-Some X-wings take some now unemployed rebel soldiers wake-boarding
-Some clumsy nerd kills himself with his stupid fucking light saber hilt in the woods somewhere. Nobody was anywhere near him and his body is never found. Good riddance.

BTW it's pronounced FRONKensteen SaVAJE oPRESS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg

what if darth maul accidentally rips his own dick off with his mechanical legs. he should have short pants with a supportive netting interior.

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I don't think he has a dick anymore. Maybe his species never had dicks. hard to tell.

Or maybe they had very special dicks.

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