Star Wars 7 shit talk

hey lets not be normative maybe oppress is maul's maiden name

maulopress

he had been busy designing his own custom force-powered coffee maker until he was seduced by the dark roast

Red Letter Media on General Grievous

"Also on this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them."

I feel like Mrs. Oppress was pretty irresponsible in choosing the name of at least one of her children. Like, Oppress is a pretty heavy name to be saddled with already, but naming the kid Savage just gives him no chance at all. Name him Tim and there's at least the chance that he'll go to college or become something other than a violent despot.

But what do I know, maybe Maul's actual first name is Tim.

That comic has a bit of a Chick tract tone.

Gary Maul

Garth

"Darth" was just a mean playground nickname that stuck

Ollie Oppress

Darth Richard Branson

from Veergen Atloontic

http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/3/3d/Darths.png/225px-Darths.png

"Darth Stroyer, Darth Trocious, Darth Sploder, Darth Urderer, and Darth Ithead!"

http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/3/3d/Darths.png/225px-Darths.png

Gary Maul

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 4:11 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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wtf is a 'vader' anyway

go way 'vadin

vater = german for father, come on noob

vādere: to go

I guess a vader is a goer, like in Monty Python.

ernest was a vader

Oh wait. In keeping with standard Sith lord naming conventions: Darth (In)Vader.

So, Padme, does she go, eh? Go? Know what I mean?

Darth Saulter

Darth Buser

Darth Busey

http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/star-wars1.jpg

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Busey as Sarlaac, plz

Do Luke Skywalken please

"I'm your sister"
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"I KNOW!"

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o god

Star Wars 7 shit take

the dagobah cistern

rookie question: is darth maul's red face supposed to be the result of a hideous accident, or...does he wake up every day and paint his face?

He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.

Maul, the Dathomirian[3] Zabrak male[1] who would become the feared Darth Maul, was born on Dathomir[8] to Kycina, a Human Nightsister of Mother Talzin's coven and a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.[1] By birth, Maul was a Nightbrother;[1] a clan of male Zabraks from Dathomir who served as warriors and slaves of the dominant Nightsisters.[13] Like the rest of his kin, Maul was subjected, shortly after birth, to an initiation ritual during which he was immersed in a "magic" oily bath, and covered head to toe in black and red tattoos.[1] Later stripped of his black Nightbrother markings, Maul was left solely red-skinned.[19] Agonizing Sith tattoos were applied personally by Darth Sidious in an attempt to cleanse Maul's mind[19] as well as demonstrating Maul's complete dedication to the dark side.[2]

I'd like to see the full range of facepainting options Maul tried out before he settled on one. Although I guess I'm assuming he actually did settle on one. Maybe the face we saw was just the one he chose for that day's outing.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/197/2/e/darth_maul_makeup___outline_by_danahopkins-d7r0jzj.jpg

"Sorry boss, I overslept"

xxpost That is such gibberish.

how dare you. that is canon

he was tattooed twice lol

Tattooed, untattooed, and then retattooed.

Presumably with the same tattoos.

Reading a great new unauthorized biography right now: "A Sidious Man"

did darth sidious personally apply the horns with gorilla glue as well, or was he born with them?

Wonder if there's a contradiction in the canon here. The red and black tattoos seem to be a generic Sith thing: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_tattoo

7 minutes? What's with the massive lull in posting all of a sudden?

I remember going to my first comic book convention as a wee lad ( a "youngling"?) and
wandering into the wrong room. Lo! I encountered Star Trek "filksinging". Shudder. Is there a SW
equivalent?

srs question - is "filk" really just a Trek thing? I thought it was more generic than that.