Star Wars 7 shit talk

He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.

Maul, the Dathomirian[3] Zabrak male[1] who would become the feared Darth Maul, was born on Dathomir[8] to Kycina, a Human Nightsister of Mother Talzin's coven and a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.[1] By birth, Maul was a Nightbrother;[1] a clan of male Zabraks from Dathomir who served as warriors and slaves of the dominant Nightsisters.[13] Like the rest of his kin, Maul was subjected, shortly after birth, to an initiation ritual during which he was immersed in a "magic" oily bath, and covered head to toe in black and red tattoos.[1] Later stripped of his black Nightbrother markings, Maul was left solely red-skinned.[19] Agonizing Sith tattoos were applied personally by Darth Sidious in an attempt to cleanse Maul's mind[19] as well as demonstrating Maul's complete dedication to the dark side.[2]

I'd like to see the full range of facepainting options Maul tried out before he settled on one. Although I guess I'm assuming he actually did settle on one. Maybe the face we saw was just the one he chose for that day's outing.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/197/2/e/darth_maul_makeup___outline_by_danahopkins-d7r0jzj.jpg

"Sorry boss, I overslept"

xxpost That is such gibberish.

how dare you. that is canon

he was tattooed twice lol

Tattooed, untattooed, and then retattooed.

Presumably with the same tattoos.

Reading a great new unauthorized biography right now: "A Sidious Man"

did darth sidious personally apply the horns with gorilla glue as well, or was he born with them?

Wonder if there's a contradiction in the canon here. The red and black tattoos seem to be a generic Sith thing: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_tattoo

7 minutes? What's with the massive lull in posting all of a sudden?

I remember going to my first comic book convention as a wee lad ( a "youngling"?) and
wandering into the wrong room. Lo! I encountered Star Trek "filksinging". Shudder. Is there a SW
equivalent?

srs question - is "filk" really just a Trek thing? I thought it was more generic than that.

what is happening

avoiding any momentum killing lulls itt

new SW coming out soon, 'sode 7 - harrison ford is in it, reportedly broke his femur or something during filming, jj abrams directing, he is universally loved and will do a great job

sorry if any of that has been covered upthread i haven't read it yet

it's mostly banter about whether or not JJ will bring back the OG star wars' heart and soul, i.e. incest

xp Yeah, you replace the word Trek with Wars - filk is a fandom-wide curse.

Not sure about any of that but what are your feelings about hilts.

Hilt C/D?

fan theory: the hilt is for slicing onions

'sode 9 should be nothing but siblings making out

Slicing and caramelising!

plus flashback scenes of darth maul getting agonizing sith tattoos personally applied by darth sidious

we also discussed the new leaked movie art, which mostly depicts jar jar binks being milked by various futuristic machines

*SPOILER*
so we think there is a big milking scene

the hilt does look like 2 bunsen burners

after the filking scene

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like poetry

binks filks and gets milked xxx

milky-chlorians

a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.

this is positively the dumbest thing i've ever read in my entire life

it seems like such a waste of a good Zabrak

maybe it was many years after conception. it does not say 'immediately after'.

but someone should have been murdered after Maul's conception is what I'm sayin

that tradition would quickly result in a declining population and eventual extinction, is the weird thing

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I never saw episode 3, should I watch it before I watch this y/n

i want to know more about this Zabrak universe. i would like to know the story of Darth Maul's father, just after his birth. like did he just walk around awaiting his murder or did he fight back? i hope that every father who gets murdered goes down in a 20 minute light saber battle

maybe it's a tradition bc there are too many zabrak dudes

after a few generations there wouldn't be

i imagine that in the Zabrak world that climactic fight scene music from TPM is constantly playing as people get murdered left and right. also in the Zabrak world men are always weeping as they have sex for some reason

I mean if the male reproduction rate is anything lower than 100% you're going to have an exponentially declining population

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If you survived the first 2 you can do anything

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what is the point? u know preying mantises actually have kind of a reason for killing dad right? how do they even keep their population stable if they kill the dad right after a conception? is their infant mortality rate zero? so every darth maul couple can have at most 1 darth maul child who might get their junk chopped off by a lightsaber before they can even produce another darth maul embryo?

ok gd i underestimate this ridiculous thread many xps

I mean if the male reproduction rate is anything lower than 100% you're going to have an exponentially declining population

UNLESS

what if the Zabrak men father multiple babies? if there's even 15 minutes allowed before they get murdered, that's enough time to jump in the bushes with someone else

that must be it. otherwise you're right, the population would quickly crash. glad to have cleared that up!

or the ratio of males to females is really large. it would still happen for many more than a few generations

Zabrak would commonly take their names from animals native to Iridonia, with many Zabrak families named after the Bukk. Many Zabrak males were named after the Blok, Lok, and zur. Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.