keep calm and chive on?

ya i bet that totally happened, and isn't a made up story at all

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEu6xvFWoAE9FYq.jpg:small

this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a chive on

hooligans, misfits, sexy creatures

http://i.imgur.com/NMKzfa7.png

just a picture of an american flag

http://i.imgur.com/obXMxBn.jpg

Man, I was expecting something terrible when I clicked on this thread, but...

https://twitter.com/bigBkcco/status/574788136493961216

what the hell

in related news, i saw a family of man, woman and three small kids all wearing 'keep calm and chive on' tshirts at disneyworld a couple of weeks ago, it was weird and creepy

Thank you for this thread. I recently happened upon a pair of magic sunglasses that allow me to finally fully register this 'KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON' thing that is everywhere but that I'd somehow previously managed to ignore. Glad to see some confirmation that it's just as sinister as its vague, jovial ubiquity would suggest.

Is Chive Fest basically just a milquetoast Gathering of the Juggalos with less makeup?

isnt' this just a website? how is it so er... subculty?

chivers are when juggalos grow up and get jobs, right?

My wife shared some chive image on fb the other day, but as far as I can tell she was just sharing it from some other fb friend. She has a long-standing crush on Bill Murray though, so who knows, maybe I should just sign her up?

wait until you come home and she makes you play beer pong before you can eat dinner

#boredchivettesatwork

So much in one paragraph:

The Chive’s founders, brothers Leo and John Resig, have so effectively branded a certain kind of lifestyle and identity that the membership, from giving to submitting, does most of the work itself. (Leo Resig declined to comment for this article, though he said he was a “big fan” of The Awl.) They live in Venice, California, and the site's name, by the way, is apparently a contraction of Chicago and Venice; the Resigs were born in Fort Wayne, Indiana. They have other interests as well: John Resig is a recurring minor character on "True Blood." Their sisters, Emily and Megan, are the editors of the sister site the Berry, which "gives ladies a much needed one-stop destination to peruse hot male celebs, funny photos, daily gossip, fashion, viral videos and adorable animals," and features an "eye candy" section of dudes in the same space where The Chive features its Chivettes. The Berry gets a bit more than 10% of the traffic of The Chive, according to Quantcast. The company's other sub-sites, The Throttle—pictures of hot cars—and The Brigade—tagline "In 'Merica We Trust," with lots of photos of guns, tanks and uniforms—skew even more male, about 80%, and are about the same size as the Berry.
― heavy on their trademark ballads (Eazy), Saturday, July 12, 2014 12:11 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait so is is pronounced Shyve then

chivers are when juggalos grow up and get jobs, right?

90% fratbros IME

I thought that Tweet was going to be this:

https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/636878792716365824

They live in Venice, California, and the site's name, by the way, is apparently a contraction of Chicago and Venice; the Resigs were born in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

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So the site should have been called Forve, is what I'm reading there.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1639618512944010/?fref=nf

http://i.imgur.com/TI8xK9V.png

http://www.finecooking.com/assets/uploads/posts/5190/ING-chives-2_sql.jpg

I have to admit that at first I thought it was about people who really liked to use these in their cooking.

chives.jpg

Lugubrious Beard is an alternate universe Penn Jillette where he never meets Teller.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15326599_10154412029633855_4923911340717411675_n.jpg?oh=347826efcbca36baf30b4933ea83c928&oe=58B5AD20

i find i cannot keep calm nor chive on

30 seconds of watching chive tv at the gym sends me into a mood spiral

lol, the television version of muzak

Can’t remember the last time I saw a Jeep Wrangler with a Chive Bill Murray sticker, surprised they still have a TV presence.

CHIVE TV is the first ever TV channel built specifically for businesses. It is now FREE and can only be found on Atmosphere.

hmmm

Hence why so many cheap bars like in the back of bowling alleys that have no need to have television programming run it the most

The Chive feels like it was 100 years ago

In an alternate universe, Gavin McInnes would have become a harmless Chive.

I forgot this existed

I guess this is Barstool now? Or is that different?

barstool is much more explicitly right-wing I believe

That Cocaine Bear movie feels very chive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0smlX2l9Fk