Star Wars 7 shit talk

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looking forward to the reboot/crossover with total recall.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 December 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

*...graced with a single Sean Young teardrop *

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

arnold would have lent more weight to the 'deckard was a robot' thing

Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 December 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

Palpatine's true son, three-eyed mutant Triclops
Palpatine's true son, three-eyed mutant Triclops
Palpatine's true son, three-eyed mutant Triclops
Palpatine's true son, three-eyed mutant Triclops

You have three eyes son, we have to call you Triclops.

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

fuuuuuuuck. it's like a biclops but with 3 eyes -> so triclops!

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Having never been to present LA I couldn't tell you. But do they limit how many fish heads you can order in present LA?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:07 (nine years ago) link

Gonna go watch "Dressed To Kill". First time. Kael liked it!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

like getting a box of Cracker Jack that is all prizes

ooh that's good.

piscesx, Friday, 5 December 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link

couldn't keep up with this thread for a couple of days, just catching up now...
holy christ if it was nerdy before, is it ever gummed up now

i love u guys srsly

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 December 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link

the full sentence is essential, i hope this is considered a possible subplot for episode 8 or so. The self-proclaimed son of Palpatine, Trioculus was in actuality a pretender to the throne, usurping the role of Palpatine's true son, three-eyed mutant Triclops.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 5 December 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Basically you're stuck with a three-eyed-mutant Emperor no matter what. You're getting a three-eyed-mutant.

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link

Lol @ all this bladerunner dissing in a fucking star wars thread

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 03:12 (nine years ago) link

Empire Strikes Back is better than Blade Runner. Simple.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 December 2014 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Nope. False.

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link

i've seen prequels you wouldn't believe...

Philip Nunez, Friday, 5 December 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

Nope. False.

― Οὖτις,

will somebody get this walkin' carpet outta my way?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 5 December 2014 03:35 (nine years ago) link

aww shakey's getting all nerd defensive in the star wars thread

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link

Alfred have you seen Blade Runner on the big screen?

A lot of the shots don't really make sense until they're hueg. Pacing works much better too.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link

Tri-Klops was a He-Man character!

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100216014517/heman/images/1/11/Triklops3.jpg

DonkeyTeeth, Friday, 5 December 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link

I had that action figure

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

A lot of the shots don't really make sense until they're hueg. Pacing works much better too.

This is so true. I had seen it multiple times, but never really fell in love with until I saw the Director's Cut on the big screen.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link

empire is great for entirely different reasons than bladerunner
i love them both too much to choose

ridley scott made the future look like a real place; and george lucas made space seem like a bitchin place to hang out

has anyone tried a mashup i wonder

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link

for different reasons possibly bcz Star Wars ISN'T science fiction?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkbbeBa9R1qaci5n.jpg

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:56 (nine years ago) link

this is not the thread you are looking for

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link

lol otm

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:27 (nine years ago) link

that was to morbs but it works both ways

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:27 (nine years ago) link

the only reason Blade Runner is boring is Daryl Hannah, but that's a valid reason to find it boring

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 December 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link

since i've seen Blade Runner maybe 3 times, like a normal person, i don't even remember her being in it.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link

she does so many cartwheels tho dude

gbx, Friday, 5 December 2014 07:10 (nine years ago) link

you have to help us jf. you're our best and only friend.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link

the bradbury building gives a better performance in blade runner than anyone gives in eps 1-3

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link

Which Blade Runner doc were you guys talking about?

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner

Number None, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Given the weirdly advanced and sterile atmosphere of the prequels, lightsabers just don't seem that impressive of a tool. This is regardless of being watered down merely by overuse as well. What I mean is all the technology seemed so advanced and perfect I don't think it'd phase anyone to see a lightsaber set of kitchen knives or a lightsaber gardening shovel in any given scene.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

only real masters of the force are capable to withstand all that radiation over extended periods of time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

All that radiation really takes a toll on their midichlorian count, though.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

oh god "capable to withstand" i need to take a break

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars fans can rationalize anything. I think Lucas knew this and with the prequels presented his greatest challenge to them. It's his masterpiece in that regard. Thank you George Lucas.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Since we were on the subject of Darths above, if you play the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, the major Sith lords you run into during the story are Darth Marr, Darth Baras, Darth Angral, Darth Malgus, Darth Skotia, Darth Jadus, Darth Serevin and Darth Lachris.

Also, Moff Dracen and Moff Kilran.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

darth brooks

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Darth Scotiabank

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

srs question: can gamorreans and ugnaughts crossbreed, asking for a friend

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Unless that important question's answer can provide a desperate rationalization for discrepancies in logic or story of the star wars universe, I worry it sadly may have never been addressed.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

srs question

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

I think we need to establish which species is descended from pigs and whether or not they inherited the corkscrew penis gene

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

corkscrew penis gene is a pretty good guy

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

Find just one contradiction in the Star Wars universe and then crossbreed whatever the heck you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_explosion

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

p. sure that despite their aged looks, Ugnaughts are the larval stage of Gamorreans

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link


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