why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

we do lamp

We do family love

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/59145_609557085755318_1196684850_n.jpg?oh=446c659f35a9fafaf9ead75d77886c6b&oe=5505E456&__gda__=1427409432_93b8ade6be58e134be293578f8062789

Did you exist at some point? So did other things! However, some things didn't exist. <3

You know you're a 20th century kid if...

HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE ALIVE. WE ARE THE LAST GENERATION THAT IS ALIVE.

cool that they were the first generation to play video games from atari to nintendo but didn't have computers

i had a ZX81 and a Spectrum so fuck those liars

that's a UK versus USA thing, imo, computer adoption patterns were a lot different than console adoption patterns

we learned how to program the vcr before the people who never had vcrs

Anyone who was born in the 50's, 60's, 70's, or 80's... we are the last generation who would kick a ZX Spectrum in the street.

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1501743_856937424358623_500392046049445903_n.jpg?oh=47d9415a7751d491a8f73d4694d36124&oe=550EA5F8

You burn (I burn)
I drink (Me too)
My vag
Is growin' tentacles toniiiight

http://i.imgur.com/6iQI4fp.png

Blech.

Yikes, I can totally empathize with the sentiment about needing to smack people despite the green tea ratio, now.

Be the meme you want to see in the world.

why can't you make cookies and then fuck

"Want to make love?"
"In principle, yes, but it may get a bit complicated as I'm being the light right now."

Christmas has become so commercial with all this seeing of lights.

kitten to-do list

[climb] the christmas tree
[eat] the tinsel
[chew] the lights
[trash] the presents

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1

there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.

that is preeetty awful. yup.

i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.

your not pretty, your beautiful

Girl whispers: No, smartarse

your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1510779_354601794700638_1127744227779940682_n.jpg?oh=7a7bfed2198598d6fcfcad5212cb7b7e&oe=551CB0F9

Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic

Aunts?

Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.

I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.

also they look like tater tots with eyes

One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.

is it someone with children?

No.

Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.

http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a

ah those despicable meme guys

is it someone with children?

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.

my calories are my children

irl lol

saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown

damn cross memes! Despicable Firefly don't even make no goddamn sense...

i've never understood the minions thing, the kids are far cuter/funnier

They just took the little green guys from Toy Story:

http://bradcook.net/games/articles/2010/07/toystory3/images/alien.png

And jammed them together with the "Raving Rabbids":

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg

and got those annoying little abominations that aunts everywhere love

aunts

ducking aunts?

time for another one of those duck quacking aunts

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF