Star Wars 7 shit talk

I think we need to establish which species is descended from pigs and whether or not they inherited the corkscrew penis gene

corkscrew penis gene is a pretty good guy

Find just one contradiction in the Star Wars universe and then crossbreed whatever the heck you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_explosion

p. sure that despite their aged looks, Ugnaughts are the larval stage of Gamorreans

what about the uggsandleggingsnaughts?

Looks like there has been extensive research and testing. Here are the findings:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a5T3QlMO_kQ/UXX6dYcgoCI/AAAAAAAAACg/jWmb7yo7zKI/s1600/Compare+1.png

I feel certain that the darkest corners of the internet have already obsessively detailed the many varieties of interspecies trysts within the Star Wars universe. Hot Bantha on AT-AT action and what have you.

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2013/06/DisneyChewie5-400x400.jpg

Aw, I got the save the date too! See you there.

http://www.admitonedrinkinggames.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/harrt.jpg

apparently that's what he looks like in star wars 7

time has not treated him well

han solo

dentures from war wound

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

― Evan, Friday, December 5, 2014 4:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm personally hurt & offended that this was ignored.

I chuckled at it, for the record!

Darth Algar and the Pain Cave

oh Georgepaws.

http://pagesix.com/2014/12/07/george-lucas-hasnt-seen-new-star-wars-trailer/

No Gungans, no dice.

George is all PEACE OUT NERDS

But when we asked Lucas if he was curious to see what Abrams has done with the new “Star Wars,” Lucas said, “Not really.”

Aw don't be pouty.

that's so fucking lame

dude sold off the whole thing bcz he didn't want to think about Star Wars anymore

ding ding ding

GL donated like 4 billion to charity, he's a good guy

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

if i peaced out from my job i'd be pretty whatever about ppl trying to tell me what the new guy is doing

he's bingewatching his power of myth boxset & eating ho-hos & making ships in bottles

i hope the series is incredibly good so disney's not tempted to george smiley him back into the circus

yep

His ho-ho consumption frequency has never actually changed though

lol

and he is stuffing 450 ships into those tiny bottles

omg dying

hahahaha

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

What if Darth Vader offset his actions with the occasional grand charitable gesture? What if, despite being an intergalactic asshole, he was pro gay marriage and single payer health care? What ... if ... ?

Has it ever really been made clear what the Empire's policies were on anything? Like, they just seem to like putting stormtroopers everywhere. And then when people rebel against stormtroopers being put everywhere, they blow up a planet, I guess.

people always talk about the blowing up planets but what about the radical welfare reforms?

welfare reform doesn't get much more radical than straight-up destroying a planet tbh

http://dailybail.com/storage/bill-clinton-404_683090c.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285011722646

"Good, good - I can feel your anger!"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7Vz3_NPlB58/SD85RkqBM1I/AAAAAAAAAi8/wROoPdB88X8/s400/emperor_clinton.jpg

UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHH

http://i.imgur.com/mVOX6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/h0i1AoX.jpg

I wish that there was just one more picture at the end where his face gets replaced with a fingernail.

http://images.wisegeek.com/hangnail.jpg

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looooool

you look at those memos and really it's no surprise that these ppl turn out such shit

Has it ever really been made clear what the Empire's policies were on anything? Like, they just seem to like putting stormtroopers everywhere. And then when people rebel against stormtroopers being put everywhere, they blow up a planet, I guess.

― Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 1:13 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the most compelling evidence that the Empire isn't evil comes in The Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader is battling Luke Skywalker. After an exhausting fight, Vader is poised to finish Luke off, but he stays his hand. He tries to convert Luke to the Dark Side with this simple plea: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. . . . Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy." It is here we find the real controlling impulse for the Dark Side and the Empire. The Empire doesn't want slaves or destruction or "evil." It wants order.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp