kitten to-do list
[climb] the christmas tree[eat] the tinsel[chew] the lights[trash] the presents
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qOPhESBMHxI/U8wjrnDMj-I/AAAAAAAAB4o/D2BMmP1o5jM/w506-h684/14%2B-%2B1
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link
there's 1 community out of the way, s.clover.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:28 (nine years ago) link
that is preeetty awful. yup.
― Nhex, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link
i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:59 (nine years ago) link
your not pretty, your beautiful
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
Girl whispers: No, smartarse
― Mark G, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link
your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse
― cardamon, Sunday, 7 December 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1510779_354601794700638_1127744227779940682_n.jpg?oh=7a7bfed2198598d6fcfcad5212cb7b7e&oe=551CB0F9
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 8 December 2014 00:03 (nine years ago) link
Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic
― cardamon, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Aunts?
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.
― carl agatha, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
also they look like tater tots with eyes
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
is it someone with children?
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
No.
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.
http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a
― how's life, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
ah those despicable meme guys
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
my calories are my children
― example (crüt), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
irl lol
― vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown
― cornelius pardew (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
damn cross memes! Despicable Firefly don't even make no goddamn sense...
― Nhex, Monday, 8 December 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
i've never understood the minions thing, the kids are far cuter/funnier
― poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
They just took the little green guys from Toy Story:
http://bradcook.net/games/articles/2010/07/toystory3/images/alien.png
And jammed them together with the "Raving Rabbids":
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg
and got those annoying little abominations that aunts everywhere love
― Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link
aunts
ducking aunts?
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Monday, 8 December 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
time for another one of those duck quacking aunts
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
feel like i should share this then post a stream of filth on my wall
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
DO IT NOW!!https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1044371_10201386122631914_1364904515_n.jpg?oh=26bf50f4d60b9c22b48d315ac3fb1578&oe=550167D5
― how's life, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god my former office mate at my old job would freak the fuck out every single god damn time that made the rounds via Facebook or email. Every time.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/pirate-hackers-graphic.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Some hackers have found something new.They take your profile picture and your nameand create a clone. Then they drinktoo much and make a fool of themselves at the office Christmas party.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
Has anyone ever seen any of these things ever happen? They remind of of the shit weird ass people would warn me about unprompted when I worked retail.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
it happened to my 77 year old grandma!!
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
For some reason the language and grammar of these remind me of
http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=04042003
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
xps- i know someone who posted that then literally two days later she locked herself out of the account somehow and had to add all her friends again on a new profile
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
it was confusing
lol Phil
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
Should have refused the request, bg.
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
It's like those types of people want so badly to feel too savvy for threats from 1) government overreach 2) hackers 3) both that they'll just make up shit to scratch that itch and have a reason to warn people. They also generally know the least about the internet and the platforms at hand.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe more accurately: they're desperate to pretend that they know something about the internet.
― Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
I have definitely seen weird doubles of some of my friends profiles, including my little sister. With my sister, we suspected it was one of her frienemies though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
I can never understand why cyclists have such a bad reputation for being sanctimonious, priggish arseholes:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1509122_10153420706400884_2505399647697448046_n.png?oh=40a044f70851a9c1287bc98920546806&oe=5503572A&__gda__=1427031104_7dae6b0cb74196e35cba243dafb8d7f7
― rising stones cross (anagram), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
risk my life
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
the thing with the hacker ghost picture is that it calls those people "hackers" rather than "asshole friends who want to mess with you by making it look like you said embarrassing things and not actually hacking anything"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
#lifehacks amigo
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
Don't accept the second friend request?
Are you kidding? I wouldn't accept the first one either.
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
i'd accept it for the thrill of defriending you again, dawg
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link