why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i dunno man, i'm just coming off of my second decade of continuous relationship problems. gonna go wake my gf up and say i saw something on facebook she needs to read, see how this plays out.

your not pretty, your beautiful

Girl whispers: No, smartarse

your beautiful tentacles coming out you're arse

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1510779_354601794700638_1127744227779940682_n.jpg?oh=7a7bfed2198598d6fcfcad5212cb7b7e&oe=551CB0F9

Those things from that film are very, very popular with a certain demographic

Aunts?

Ohhhhhhhh I kept reading that as "sew your clothes together" and while I understood what the meme-maker was getting at, I could not make actual sense of it. But now I understand. Except for what that has to do with those weird thumb people.

I think they used an image of a minion because aunts like minions and it was a lazy way of bringing the "calorie" character to life in a particular way.

also they look like tater tots with eyes

One of my high school homecoming dates has gotten really into minions and occasionally posts about them on fb.

is it someone with children?

No.

Ha. Just went and checked and this is her cover photo.

http://cdn3.fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Misbehave_49467-l.jpg?22a92a

ah those despicable meme guys

is it someone with children?

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, December 8, 2014 3:44 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought I made clear that a personal collection of children are unnecessary.

my calories are my children

irl lol

saw a dude on the high street last week selling bootleg versions of these guys, advertised with the sign KEEP CALM AND BUY MINIONS. p sure 90% of his trade came from passersby on the verge of a shopping-induced nervous breakdown

damn cross memes! Despicable Firefly don't even make no goddamn sense...

i've never understood the minions thing, the kids are far cuter/funnier

They just took the little green guys from Toy Story:

http://bradcook.net/games/articles/2010/07/toystory3/images/alien.png

And jammed them together with the "Raving Rabbids":

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg

and got those annoying little abominations that aunts everywhere love

aunts

ducking aunts?

time for another one of those duck quacking aunts

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF

feel like i should share this then post a stream of filth on my wall

DO IT NOW!!
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1044371_10201386122631914_1364904515_n.jpg?oh=26bf50f4d60b9c22b48d315ac3fb1578&oe=550167D5

Oh my god my former office mate at my old job would freak the fuck out every single god damn time that made the rounds via Facebook or email. Every time.

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/pirate-hackers-graphic.jpg

Some hackers have found something new.
They take your profile picture and your name
and create a clone. Then they drink
too much and make a fool of themselves at
the office Christmas party.

Has anyone ever seen any of these things ever happen? They remind of of the shit weird ass people would warn me about unprompted when I worked retail.

it happened to my 77 year old grandma!!

For some reason the language and grammar of these remind me of

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=04042003

xps- i know someone who posted that then literally two days later she locked herself out of the account somehow and had to add all her friends again on a new profile

it was confusing

lol Phil

Should have refused the request, bg.

It's like those types of people want so badly to feel too savvy for threats from 1) government overreach 2) hackers 3) both that they'll just make up shit to scratch that itch and have a reason to warn people. They also generally know the least about the internet and the platforms at hand.

Or maybe more accurately: they're desperate to pretend that they know something about the internet.

I have definitely seen weird doubles of some of my friends profiles, including my little sister. With my sister, we suspected it was one of her frienemies though.

I can never understand why cyclists have such a bad reputation for being sanctimonious, priggish arseholes:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1509122_10153420706400884_2505399647697448046_n.png?oh=40a044f70851a9c1287bc98920546806&oe=5503572A&__gda__=1427031104_7dae6b0cb74196e35cba243dafb8d7f7

risk my life

the thing with the hacker ghost picture is that it calls those people "hackers" rather than "asshole friends who want to mess with you by making it look like you said embarrassing things and not actually hacking anything"

#lifehacks amigo

Don't accept the second friend request?

Are you kidding? I wouldn't accept the first one either.

i'd accept it for the thrill of defriending you again, dawg

Bike one sounds like more than a few bike people I know

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/523741_3945982769288_609324818_n.jpg?oh=16a3c9b17568c98da23fb83e0249a797&oe=550F58AF

get caught liking porn because you didn't realise you'd accepted the site/app posting on your behalf then make an image to (fail to) cover your ass

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/995050_674780402608681_6593465356430228270_n.jpg?oh=76c4f2445f6a337eb2bfc367f893b248&oe=55097997&__gda__=1425868578_3c61484b01ef6c858b7520dc256ec457

fuckin news filling your screens with people dying while bees are dying