From across the house, the gf hears me sighing and immediately asks what's wrong now. I should really not look at my email after I get home.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, sorry forks
hope shit works out for you quickly
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( I'm so sorry.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Agh, I'm sorry forks.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
But really? You found out by email? That's LOW.
oh, wait hang on!I am not fired!I am just perennially worried that I'm gettin' fired!Do not be sorry for me!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
lol u fucker
― the name's ban. suggest ban (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
By "This is this time" I just mean the cycle of getting that email is repeating itself. NOT FIRED! NOT FIRED! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN! CANDYMAN!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
:( sorry Forks
― wilter, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Honestly, i'm sure i'm NOT getting fired (i think), it's just that I get these weird mystery emails and then never get a response as to what they're about, just "we'll talk about it on monday" and then i get charlie brown stomachaches all weekend for no reason.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I AM NOT FIREDDO NOT BE SORRY FOR MEIN THIS ECONOMY
God, though now i feel jinxed and you have me positive I'm gonna come back here on Monday and have to be like "i am not crying wolf this time"oh god charlie brown stomachache is coming and i have tied my peanut butter sandwich in a knot
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i really should stop reading newspapers
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry forks:(
― estela, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
NOT FIREDDON'T FEEL BAD FOR MESO MANY HUNGRY CHILDREN NEED YOUR PITY
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
awful :(
― wilter, Friday, 20 March 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
okay, please paypal whatever u can afford to forksclovet✧✧✧@i✧✧.c✧✧just until i can get on my feet again
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks, we are all praying for you.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry your boss decided you are a forks in the road:(
― estela, Friday, 20 March 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
:(
as someone unemployed rite now, i feel for you. thanks for sharing your story, it takes guts
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Friday, 20 March 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Good luck USAForks
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 20 March 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh no, Forks! I just saw your revive and I'm so sorry for your loss... I'm usually not religious at all, but your horrible misfortune got me praying. I'm trying to find a silver lining here, but sometimes, there just isn't one (maybe you won't be able to afford that girlfriend anymore after this weekend, is that helping?)
Stay strong and hang in there, man. *chokes up*
― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry to (maybe) hear this, dude
― kingfish, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:09 (fifteen years ago) link
People, forks is PROBABLY NOT FIRED.
― moley, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link
You are one cold hearted son of a bitch.
― bnw, Friday, 20 March 2009 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link
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― cathlamet wa (jergins), Friday, 20 March 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link
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― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks your bravery on this thread is really impressive but if you feel you need to vent then by all means do so.
― Local Garda, Friday, 20 March 2009 09:38 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry forks
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry you got fired
can someone link the merriweather post pavillion leak for forks, he got fired
― lo (cozwn), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
we shouldn't be joking, someone has just been fired here.
― Local Garda, Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr262/g_bourke888/hang_in_there_kitty.jpg
Just now read about this awful news Forks, I'm so sorry...
Thinkig about u. :-((((
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't most companies do staff evaluations every few months or so?
Though it might be nice if they said that was what they were doing, not just leaving you hanging in the SACK PARANOIA.
― We're The Glitter On The Breeze (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( good luck Forks!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 March 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O7_k_qkNTE8/RlLt69PT-3I/AAAAAAAAAEI/0BqOF_ORR_Q/s400/sadfork.png
― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay, so this turned out to be me being grilled about something someone else did that's got them freaked out. I am apparently not under siege.Really wish they'd just let me know what the problem is rather than keep me uncomfortable for four days. I ate a buncha Tums this morning.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Phew!
― StanM, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
gutted for you anyway
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on not getting fired
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on your teen pregnancy
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
They'd probably fire you on a Friday instead of a Monday anyway.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry you got fired forks, let me know if i can help in any way
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
don't you get a first disciplinary hearing first?
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i guess forks won't be on ilx as much now
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks, you should maybe say to your boss that everytime he does this it causes you massive stress and could he, like, get better managerial practice going on,please? Then kick him in the dick.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ex-boss now : /
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a reasonable point.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP
― brocktune (jeff), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
forks email me if you need to talk
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
the spleen
― when worlds collide I'll see you again (Jon not Jon), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
the goin' postal
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 March 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link
sorry to hear about this vg, mark and morbs best to you allmy wife's been out of work for 7 months definitely relate to the stress
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link
yeah Morbs, seriously fuck that. don't even go an extra inch. you don't owe them shit.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link