why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I just saw someone post on a thread about the Peshawar massacre with a verse from Imagine. Game over.

Re-Make/Re-Model, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

Deleting the Facebook bookmark from all of my web browsers and removing the app from my phone was such a great decision.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

The donald duck alcohol one is the funniest thing I've seen in months

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

Daffy obv

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's great

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

bleargh

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link

Who is supposedly speaking those words? I want to see some credentials.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

-Bob Marley?

nickn, Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link

what if my soul contracted in to all the suffering and stuff cos it wanted to learn things? i'm gonna look like a quitter in front of all the other souls

A cat having an apron (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link

My soul knows the way but my feet have taken me to the top of a giant mound of dung.

ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

True story.

ledge, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link

xxp u'll look like a quitter in front of all our souls.

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

www.Illuminatingsouls.com

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

www.Illuminatisouls.con amirite guys

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

tru dat.

Frobisher, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

courier font shimmers in the halo of its own wisdom.

(fyi next time don't "agree to suffer or experience hardship" right there in the contract. have a lawyer look it over before you sign. peace out.)

Vic Perry, Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

Tomorrow I will take that hiking lady photo and replace the text with lyrics from the Wham! Rap.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 19 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link

The funniest thing about that article (x-post) is that the author is solely concerned with technical image quality rather than the utter bankruptcy of content and human feeling in the examples. Kind of a mounting hilarity as it becomes apparent that lossy compression might not be the main problem.

Vic Perry, Friday, 19 December 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link

anal sex/kermit example near the top particularly o_0

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link

^ Wd like that to be a response to my last post.

wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

What is it about putting old saws in a jpeg and putting it on facebook that makes the saw in question look so toothless is what I want to know

cardamon, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

--jeffrey lionel dahmer

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

I had a friend complain that Facebook used the last photo of her cat, taken at the vet right before having it put to sleep, as her "look at your awesome year!" cover photo but that's immeasurably more awful.

joygoat, Friday, 26 December 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

i barely ever post pictures of anything, but when i was in georgia this year i took a picture of a red roof inn marquee sign that had something unintentionally funny on it. so my year in review suggestion was this shitty red roof inn sign. it made me want to cry, unreasonably.

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 26 December 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/W52It6s.jpg

plz jesus kill all the ppl i don't like, thanks!

(曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

please lord jahweh teach the peoples how to use anti-aliasing

Nhex, Sunday, 28 December 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V9GE5Bg.png?1

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

"I'm a virulent racist piece of shit, btw"

mister brevis (clouds), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

how did you go from not understanding how that word is spelled to spelling it correctly in three words stupid facebook image macro

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

now try to diagram that sentence because it sucks you idiot

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

i hate you

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

<3 u harbl

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

"Me, I've taken to framing dumb stuff I said and smearing it with random watercolor gestures before signing it twice."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

that's actually picasso's barf

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fNwedgU.jpg

this would give you an easy win in hating that artist thing bingo

example (crüt), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

every girl wants 3/8ths of an "a".

how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

lol
that is repulsive in every way

vigetable (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

every girl wants to be left alone until she wakes up & has her coffee

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link


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