we shouldn't be joking, someone has just been fired here.
― Local Garda, Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
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Just now read about this awful news Forks, I'm so sorry...
Thinkig about u. :-((((
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't most companies do staff evaluations every few months or so?
Though it might be nice if they said that was what they were doing, not just leaving you hanging in the SACK PARANOIA.
― We're The Glitter On The Breeze (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 March 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link
:-( good luck Forks!
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 20 March 2009 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link
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― StanM, Friday, 20 March 2009 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay, so this turned out to be me being grilled about something someone else did that's got them freaked out. I am apparently not under siege.Really wish they'd just let me know what the problem is rather than keep me uncomfortable for four days. I ate a buncha Tums this morning.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Phew!
― StanM, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
gutted for you anyway
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on not getting fired
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
congrats on your teen pregnancy
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
They'd probably fire you on a Friday instead of a Monday anyway.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry you got fired forks, let me know if i can help in any way
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
don't you get a first disciplinary hearing first?
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i guess forks won't be on ilx as much now
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks, you should maybe say to your boss that everytime he does this it causes you massive stress and could he, like, get better managerial practice going on,please? Then kick him in the dick.
― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
ex-boss now : /
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
it's a reasonable point.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP
― brocktune (jeff), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
forks email me if you need to talk
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
heaven knows he's miserable now
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
the day after mothers day too
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
sending good thoughts to all, let's get thru this together
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Forks , tell this to your boss,"my boss has a habit of sending me emails on friday or so once every three months that basically read "you me and the co-owner need to meet at noon on monday" and then offer no additional info when I ask; so every three months I walk around going "am i fired?" then add you're ruining my weekends and i'm messin people about on the net making them feel sorry for me.
― not_goodwin, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
you really freaked me out with that "day after mother's day" comment; i was afraid I'd missed it.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
jeez me too
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I always get caught by this, when US ILXors start saying "hey I got my mom blabh lbah blah blah for Mother's Day" and I'm all WTF!?!? no I've forgotten!
― snoball, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Shall we just come back to this in 3 months?
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, that was mean :(
But appropos!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
ax just fell.
seeya later.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Yikes! Sorry about the job.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 April 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
MORBS. I think this calls for a drink. At least now you have a home computer for us to email you on.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I think i will grab a few gross of toilet paper of the way out like the Office Kathys from TKITH.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
youre kidding doc--that really sucks man
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
You should. There's probably extra dish soap in the kitchen, too.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeesh, terrible news.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
hey, at least Obama made COBRA cost 35% of standard (temporarily).
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry to hear that morbs, that stinks
― s1ocki, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
that sucks morbs, sorry to hear it.
still, free time in the springtime!
― laying | (goole), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
:(
― prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry dude
― mookieproof, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry to hear it, Morbs -- good luck.
― WmC, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yipes, sorry Doc. Shout at me.
― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you a cloud?
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Condolences Morbz - though as goole hinted it couldn't have come at a better time in the schedule
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
don't forget to photocopy your resume too, a la TKITH!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
and be sure to turn in yr wig
― the pains of being melissa joan hart (donna rouge), Monday, 6 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
o no morbs. that totally sucks. damn. if we weren't cutting things right and left at our shop i'd tell you to look in about some freelance work, but we just ditched all our freelancers (some of whom had been working several days a week for years).
― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
The Gray Lady has replaced em w/ robots?
Well, I made it home w/out having an Anna Karenina moment on the F train platform.
Of course, they disabled my office email before I'd gotten back to my desk. So cute.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Morbs, you thought of a place for drinking this evening yet? I'll bring the McDonalds salad.
― ian, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link