courier font shimmers in the halo of its own wisdom.
(fyi next time don't "agree to suffer or experience hardship" right there in the contract. have a lawyer look it over before you sign. peace out.)
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 18 December 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2014 05:39 (nine years ago) link
Tomorrow I will take that hiking lady photo and replace the text with lyrics from the Wham! Rap.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 19 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
The funniest thing about that article (x-post) is that the author is solely concerned with technical image quality rather than the utter bankruptcy of content and human feeling in the examples. Kind of a mounting hilarity as it becomes apparent that lossy compression might not be the main problem.
― Vic Perry, Friday, 19 December 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link
anal sex/kermit example near the top particularly o_0
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/1782567_10152342388420983_8832356484054146504_o.jpg
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
^ Wd like that to be a response to my last post.
― wat if lermontov hero of are time modern day (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
What is it about putting old saws in a jpeg and putting it on facebook that makes the saw in question look so toothless is what I want to know
― cardamon, Friday, 19 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10303177_675756632522274_342313218941625621_n.jpg?oh=ba232fbf55ea993e4fc9b7107d3dd940&oe=55366AB5&__gda__=1426150772_29e0bbdd58b74fa10454d7e0c3c048df
― nickn, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
--jeffrey lionel dahmer
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10888729_3835316309905993_6948382073819653235_n.jpg?oh=1676766ef0c27be5cfaace7a8d9527b5&oe=5530FF51&__gda__=1425679163_4330b13372f9d8412e9d839d7c48a3b9
― how's life, Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:40 (nine years ago) link
http://meyerweb.com/eric/thoughts/2014/12/24/inadvertent-algorithmic-cruelty/
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 December 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link
I had a friend complain that Facebook used the last photo of her cat, taken at the vet right before having it put to sleep, as her "look at your awesome year!" cover photo but that's immeasurably more awful.
― joygoat, Friday, 26 December 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link
i barely ever post pictures of anything, but when i was in georgia this year i took a picture of a red roof inn marquee sign that had something unintentionally funny on it. so my year in review suggestion was this shitty red roof inn sign. it made me want to cry, unreasonably.
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 26 December 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W52It6s.jpg
plz jesus kill all the ppl i don't like, thanks!
― (曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
please lord jahweh teach the peoples how to use anti-aliasing
― Nhex, Sunday, 28 December 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/V9GE5Bg.png?1
― los blue jeans, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
"I'm a virulent racist piece of shit, btw"
― mister brevis (clouds), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/1926877_720915147940349_1069383927_n.jpg?oh=c48420fb0d605caa2b89716e94aebfe9&oe=5533818C
― you've got no fans you've got no ground (anagram), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link
how did you go from not understanding how that word is spelled to spelling it correctly in three words stupid facebook image macro
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link
now try to diagram that sentence because it sucks you idiot
i hate you
<3 u harbl
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10915048_10100564660857262_8856933491887980474_o.jpg
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
"Me, I've taken to framing dumb stuff I said and smearing it with random watercolor gestures before signing it twice."
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link
that's actually picasso's barf
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fNwedgU.jpg
this would give you an easy win in hating that artist thing bingo
― example (crüt), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link
every girl wants 3/8ths of an "a".
― how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
lolthat is repulsive in every way
― vigetable (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
every girl wants to be left alone until she wakes up & has her coffee
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/43/64/05/4364056f1e883f0ceaf6cd8937d743a1.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 January 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/223072_10150321592936264_155262_n.jpg?oh=7ad64c5dc8ce88226dada541886cdffa&oe=556AAE47&__gda__=1428376968_03c367018493beb8ef6f45e701ea1c26
― cardamon, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Thicke has ruined hugging
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link
that one is awesome...the frame, the unclear status of the beveled object within the frame, the quotation marks...goes in the capsule version of this thread for sure IMO
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link
"HUG" "Me"
― kate78, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link
I smell a rat.
― Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940567_10153045266623615_7679466569910062890_n.jpg?oh=789e6e7ba8f7a51de8804ed7d13e9bc5&oe=552B9B4B&__gda__=1428693341_1f6ae9685c229ed135f31c5bbfde8c06
― hot takes: audit in progress (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
" . . . who think it's okay to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!"
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
hahah xp
We want sex, money, love and hell in that order
― ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link
BeerCookiesOzHellItsWhatWeAllWant
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
xp ha we also want steve king's 'It' in several formats
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
you'll get it in hell
― ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Cunt waffles, eh?
― carl agatha, Friday, 16 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link
yeah, cunt waffles
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10176016_560329077416811_813355172_n.jpg?oh=e8fb6d8ab2828f31d7b31d7368dd7dc5&oe=553090C4&__gda__=1429483031_ae88c2a659ecc604fd0970e9712baf2d
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link
Yeah unsuccessful healers are in short supply
― kinder, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link
and eyebrow trimmers
― Aimless, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
That one's not bad. I don't hate it.
What's funny is that it seems to be from a book called Ecological Literacy by David Orr, but if you GIS it, somehow the internet has collectively decided to attribute it to the Dalai Lama.
― jmm, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link