why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I had a friend complain that Facebook used the last photo of her cat, taken at the vet right before having it put to sleep, as her "look at your awesome year!" cover photo but that's immeasurably more awful.

joygoat, Friday, 26 December 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

i barely ever post pictures of anything, but when i was in georgia this year i took a picture of a red roof inn marquee sign that had something unintentionally funny on it. so my year in review suggestion was this shitty red roof inn sign. it made me want to cry, unreasonably.

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 26 December 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/W52It6s.jpg

plz jesus kill all the ppl i don't like, thanks!

(曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 28 December 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

please lord jahweh teach the peoples how to use anti-aliasing

Nhex, Sunday, 28 December 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V9GE5Bg.png?1

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

"I'm a virulent racist piece of shit, btw"

mister brevis (clouds), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

how did you go from not understanding how that word is spelled to spelling it correctly in three words stupid facebook image macro

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

now try to diagram that sentence because it sucks you idiot

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

i hate you

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

<3 u harbl

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link

"Me, I've taken to framing dumb stuff I said and smearing it with random watercolor gestures before signing it twice."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:08 (nine years ago) link

that's actually picasso's barf

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fNwedgU.jpg

this would give you an easy win in hating that artist thing bingo

example (crüt), Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

every girl wants 3/8ths of an "a".

how's life, Saturday, 10 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

lol
that is repulsive in every way

vigetable (La Lechera), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

every girl wants to be left alone until she wakes up & has her coffee

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

Thicke has ruined hugging

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

that one is awesome...the frame, the unclear status of the beveled object within the frame, the quotation marks...goes in the capsule version of this thread for sure IMO

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 15 January 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link

"HUG"
"Me"

kate78, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

I smell a rat.

Aimless, Friday, 16 January 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

" . . . who think it's okay to treat someone Just like shit remember for no Karma's reason! watching!"

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

hahah xp

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

We want sex, money, love and hell in that order

ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

BeerCookiesOzHellItsWhatWeAllWant

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

xp ha we also want steve king's 'It' in several formats

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

you'll get it in hell

ØYE MATS (wins), Friday, 16 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

Cunt waffles, eh?

carl agatha, Friday, 16 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah, cunt waffles

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah unsuccessful healers are in short supply

kinder, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:44 (nine years ago) link

and eyebrow trimmers

Aimless, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

That one's not bad. I don't hate it.

What's funny is that it seems to be from a book called Ecological Literacy by David Orr, but if you GIS it, somehow the internet has collectively decided to attribute it to the Dalai Lama.

jmm, Sunday, 18 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

so hard for me not to post a frikin wall of text everytime i see someone with some osho quote

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 19 January 2015 06:36 (nine years ago) link

Most of them probably don't associate "osho" with the infamous criminal Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. Just send them a link to his Wikipedia page.

Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

did they really use the word "bioterror" back in 1984? it's more of a Joker scheme.

Nhex, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

Actually, the strategy behind sprinkling salmonella in a restaurant salad bar wasn't to terrorize anyone. It was a dry run for a planned effort to reduce voter turnout by making large numbers of people too sick to get to the polls. The other prong of the strategy was to bus a lot of homeless people into the county and register them to vote at the last possible moment, so as to swing the election their way.

A pack of cunning idiots, those rajneeshees.

Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

One of my friend's mom was one of them at some point in his childood

joygoat, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link

A day in the life of Jason Spaceman.

Mark G, Friday, 23 January 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

racist minions

mh, Friday, 23 January 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

http://www.pasgroup.com/images/manscup.jpg

qualx, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link


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