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Walk over to Lacey and give up your soul.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 October 2002 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's like the voices in Jess's head are in fact ILX.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

EVERYONE needs to go to brian's link RIGHT NOW.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

the headline is hardly borne out by the story

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's like the voices in Jess's head are in fact ILX.

Isn't that why we all hang out here?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

my head is roomy.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

My whole existence has been dedicated to being a voice in Jess's head. And that story is amusing enough, it reminds me of the Jack Chick parody Saturnalia come to life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess try masturbating!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh wait.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

mitch, you cad!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

anyway, i'm off to find the lacey penis!! report back later.

entertain me in my absence.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cad, n. [Abbrev. fr. cadet.] 1. A person who stands at the door of an omnibus to open and shut it, and to receive fares; an idle hanger-on about innyards. [Eng.] --Dickens.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

all aboard!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh hes gone i had the perfect passtime: download and then learn to sing + dance entirely to The Ketchup Song

― vic (vicc13), Monday, 7 October 2002 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the meantime, the Michael Jackson duck looks more realistically human than MJ does these days.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 7 October 2002 23:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay, so i didn't find the penis. however, i did meet a fish which was made out of what used to previously hold other fish:

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish1.jpg
http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish3.jpg
http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish4.jpg
http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish5.jpg
http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/fish6.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread i s greatha to readh at 2.51 in the morning when drinking bitter beer!!!@

― dave k, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...

hmmm.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

how long do you have the apartment to yourself for?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

shake it like a polaroid picture

― omg, Friday, 5 March 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

i never did find that damn penis

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm up to my hump in crunk

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't have time to read it right now, but is this the thread where you smelt your face?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

yes!!

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i am going to die alone

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

smelling my face

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

searching for "penis topiary"

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2002/May/08/local/images/05local.gif

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

(ILX could use some restrictive covenants)

I have jam on my bees

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

CUTIES!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

So this is what "classic ILE" was all about....

Curious.

*skips off*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck off "dee"

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

*grins*

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

*stabs self 37 times in arm for typing *grins**

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:22 (nineteen years ago) link

we should have face smelling parities ala wine tastings

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"nutty, with a hint of citrus and autumn"

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Jess, you shouldn't have cussed to Dee, she's the one person here who doesn't deserve it.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:34 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

― benito mussolinington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:50 (nineteen years ago) link

jess may i just compliment you on the new name - it made me laugh out loud yesterday

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 10:08 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

Jess cruelly OTM.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey12.jpg

― Player Piano Gamelan (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

update: just ate a tortilla. tried dunking it in my coffee. didn't die.

-- jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, October 7, 2002 6:54 PM (4 years ago)

proto nuevo cuisine!

― ^@^, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh, god, i can still remember the taste

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I salute you, sir.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread makes me wish I had stairs in my house.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how even when i'm dating someone i'm still doing the same dumb stuff i do when single

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"let's drink a bottle of tequila and run around in the snow in our underwear!"

"uh, no."

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds hot

― lfam, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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