Do you eat the booty?

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my superiority in general matters of ass isn't a question of opinion but public record 龜

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, December 26, 2014 3:42 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

http://www.happyspeedy.com/sites/default/files/pirates-booty-popcorn.jpg

no option for Hungry4Ass

eating the booty will never go bacon fyi.

it just won't. trust me.

I was in the booty when it was just a bunch of old warehouses, now there's a j crew and a Starbucks.

seriously though anyone who thinks "I don't like getting my booty eaten" is uptight and a weirdo.

stevie d what if you feel unprepared? so even if you do enjoy it there is always the feeling that you haven't had a shower yet and you don't feel fresh and it's hard to monitor the situation back there anyways so even if you think you're in the clear you have that worry in the bck of your mind

no, if you have not showered, you should not let someone try to eat your booty w/o letting them know "hey I haven't showered recently"

also idk maybe dudes are way more into raunch just don't care as much? also idk what ~straight sex~ is like but ime there is always a concerted effort for a dude to shower if there is even a remote possibility of sex w/ another dude, maybe bcz gay sex is often times very oral and it's just rude not to wash up beforehand. I mean I can't actually speak from experience or statistics but I am willing to put good money on a muuuuuch higher percentage of ~straight sex~ being penetration-only than gay sex.

I mean I have definitely told a dude "hey I haven't showered recently" and had the response been basically "idgaf" and I mean hey that's cool if we're all on the same page here.

no one ate ass before ilx fred durst

yeah i mean i'll eat some ass even if it's got flecks of toilet paper on it like who cares and i've found some ladies are the same but i can't settle in. but voting for top option.

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I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

The Bum Taint of Ray Tabano

otm :(

I've always felt like "booty" referred more to butt cheeks.

this changes everything

I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

I keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you

in stitches

http://goingconcern.com/sites/default/files/2010.08-HumanCentipede.jpg

Yeah I don't think cheeks are what this is talking about tbh.

Don't neglect the cheeks.

there's no option for "i don't eat the booty but i want to / i like getting my booty eaten but it never gets eaten"

i'd be all about booty eating but my wife is not interested in much re: the booty

butts are awesome fwiw

oh that wd be so sad :(

stevie it is very sad. there is plenty of butt admiration but not any eating :(

We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!
We like da booty!
We like, we like da booty!

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I've always felt "eat" meant to masticate, swallow and digest

― N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, December 30, 2014 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

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Have it on good authority that 'Lotus' was slang for 'booty' back in the day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus-eaters

I have questions about booty cleaning.

you rang?

lol

Hire a booty cleaner

My question is: clean exterior booty, check

But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?

Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?

I srsly have no idea.

I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it

Microbiologically speaking, it most certainly would not.

well when you put it that way

tbh external soap and water is fine and maybe you can like go in a little bit (like maybe a fingertip? probably not even 3cm!) but if we're just talking snacking that wd be fine I'd think.

trust me i'm an expert

how far can you extend yr tongue

i feel like this "expert" is like really easy to identify but i love him

not because he eats booties just because he has such style

i'm sure i don't know what you mean.

I dunno from "snacking"! How is this different from "eating"?

'Eating' implies shitting into yr loved ones mouth in this context iirc

I've never done this but happppy new year <3 to yallll

lol

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I'm sorry

If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty

I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.

God you ruin everything

:D

clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)

trufflefalls of booty

that pig is v cute

rooting for booty

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"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
--the farakhan of gg (DJP)

lmao

this poll is split right down the middle!

http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debander
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Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.

Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?



Oh oui ! J’adore ça ! 

Oh, those French!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ

lol just coming here to post this
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6.5

the pitchfork effect

there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future

strong ending tbf

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i love ass

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything rotten or ragged or rusty

Something something full of kittens

https://68.media.tumblr.com/ad9271e1f6518ca44b0e3d503d1d68f1/tumblr_oms5f31baw1r5ei2go1_1280.jpg

hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?

i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie

I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf

some irrigation needed

you misspelled "citation"

um so my friend tells me that if you search rimjob on the internet all you get is guys getting eaten, what's up with that?

i don't imagine that's true. I'm not going to check on my work computer.

think i missed these results the first time round, lot of people on ilx don't like eating ass hey?

27 yeas to 18 nays not a bad ratio

maybe we need another assessment, to get to the bottom of this

xp. good, but not good enough

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03-07-08 - 09:07

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass

― am0n, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never been into this