POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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my dick would have topped your rear-end list

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand

franklin, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.

man alive, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

baker dick

ciderpress, Thursday, 1 January 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link

Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.

Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.

blindest of willies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Two Dicks seems huge to me today.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him

goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

good of you to give him the tip

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

wow hard to believe it's been so long

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

I also have a penis

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

bringing my dick to a penis fight

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

gotta say my dick has aged very well

woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Fast Dick is underrated

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link

Baker Dick is GOAT though

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link

Harden My Dick 03:17 0

how do you fuckers look in the mirror

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link

Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link

This is still hilarious

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link

also M@tt OTM

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

I wonder: When will My Dick come again?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

With a new record I mean, don't be gross.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

how long must we wait jntil

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols


my dick is the gift that keeps on giving

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

hope it wasn't a one-off

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm listening to my dick at work

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

My Name Is My Dick is underrated

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link

fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears

In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link

otm

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link

But when will we get a sophomore album?

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

skip, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link

Me @ Sam Goody:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuNXstYr-A

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 2 December 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Do They Know It's My Dick kept me sane through Christmas

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VzIzXgXak

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

four years pass...

oh you’ve seen my dick? name five of his albums

— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) May 23, 2022

My dick gets up in the morning
My dick is moving round the place

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 07:26 (one year ago) link

i legit think about this album every day

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:05 (one year ago) link

"From Peru to Cebu
Hear the power of my dick"

My Dick makes me cry, every time.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:08 (one year ago) link

"Harden My Dick" is great because they went in for it due to how obvious and great the new title was but the vocalist had to struggle with crazy high notes as a result and just pisstaked it

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:29 (one year ago) link

my dick in line, marking time, waiting for the my dick dime
my dick can't buy a Job

i forgot how hilarious this was ... also the absurdity of "my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/"

sarahell, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link


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