My question is: clean exterior booty, check
But how far, like, *up* is the cleaning norm for booty eating preparation?
Three centimeters? Five inches? Enema?
I srsly have no idea.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
I think that a high-fiber diet would take care of it
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link
Microbiologically speaking, it most certainly would not.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link
well when you put it that way
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link
tbh external soap and water is fine and maybe you can like go in a little bit (like maybe a fingertip? probably not even 3cm!) but if we're just talking snacking that wd be fine I'd think.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
trust me i'm an expert
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link
how far can you extend yr tongue
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
i feel like this "expert" is like really easy to identify but i love him
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 1 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link
not because he eats booties just because he has such style
i'm sure i don't know what you mean.
― a booty cleaner, Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
I dunno from "snacking"! How is this different from "eating"?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link
'Eating' implies shitting into yr loved ones mouth in this context iirc
― and I explained the Bechdel Test to her (sleepingbag), Thursday, 1 January 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
I've never done this but happppy new year <3 to yallll
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:38 (nine years ago) link
<3 <3 = good vibes
― Treeship, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link
HshsjajakalakLlKKS
each and every one of us
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
treesh just eat a butt and get someone to eat your butt
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah concurrently
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link
pro tip for first-timers: if you start out in sixty-nine it won't be as weird to initiate since you've basically already got it in your face
― gr8080, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
^
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
this is one of those days where I'm gonna feel like a sexual dilettante
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 January 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
69 is the worst
― goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
lol at the lone selfish motherfucker
― een, Thursday, 1 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
The first time I sixty-nined with a girl, I was so shocked when I found myself face to face with her butthole. I hadn't really thought the whole thing through. I was kinda put off doing it at that point, but it was like "well, she totally agreed to 69 me, so..."
― how's life, Friday, 2 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Wait what?? 69 rules!!!
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link
I don't think the heteros are very good at doing it well, but we occasionally get it right
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
no it sucks
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link
I need to concentrate both while giving and receiving and I can't do both at the same time! I mean I can physically do both at the same time but I don't enjoy either simultaneously.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
i have a ~theory~ that 69 is bad for straights but it's not like i'd know really
― goole, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link
it works if you work it
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
69 rules gay or straight, I've had it both ways and it is awesome
fuiud
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Dislike for same as ENBB.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
i think I now realize now though why 69 is so awesome, and it's because you get to have an ass in your face
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link
sex isn't about concentration smdh
― gr8080, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link
See that's where you're wrong.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
marcos you clearly have a different definition of "ass" than I do.
Penis is not the ass
Vulva is not the ass
Ass is the ass
How does 69 get you to the ass? IDGI.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link
Even perineum is...not the ass.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
I mean maybe you and your partners are just a lot more flexible than I am?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
'taint
― goole, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
the humpty nose will tickle your rear iirc
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
ok quincie I think ass because i have ways been the bottom partner during 69? I admit that being on top would give you something different in your face
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
And come on perineum is inch away from the asshole! If one is in your face then so is the other
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link
I guess when your mouth is on a vulva, the ass is at, like, eye level? When facing that way around. When you're 69-ing on a man, the vista is a little different.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
Even perineum is...not the ass.― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
Proper, worshipful oral > 69
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
And 69ing is great, it's group sex for couples, but yeah it's more work than play ime
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link
but it's "fair"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link
― gr8080, Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It is if you're not one of those people who can climax super easily with someone else. Add some SSRIs to that and concentration becomes a HUGE part of it, sadly.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link
otm, but not all activity has to be climax-focused imo
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
thread title as example
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More more more ass we are all addicted to ass
― am0n, Thursday, March 20, 2008 6:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― JoeStork, Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
Never been into this
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link