each and every one of us
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
treesh just eat a butt and get someone to eat your butt
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah concurrently
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link
pro tip for first-timers: if you start out in sixty-nine it won't be as weird to initiate since you've basically already got it in your face
― gr8080, Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
^
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
this is one of those days where I'm gonna feel like a sexual dilettante
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 1 January 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
69 is the worst
― goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
lol at the lone selfish motherfucker
― een, Thursday, 1 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
The first time I sixty-nined with a girl, I was so shocked when I found myself face to face with her butthole. I hadn't really thought the whole thing through. I was kinda put off doing it at that point, but it was like "well, she totally agreed to 69 me, so..."
― how's life, Friday, 2 January 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Wait what?? 69 rules!!!
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link
I don't think the heteros are very good at doing it well, but we occasionally get it right
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
no it sucks
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link
I need to concentrate both while giving and receiving and I can't do both at the same time! I mean I can physically do both at the same time but I don't enjoy either simultaneously.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
i have a ~theory~ that 69 is bad for straights but it's not like i'd know really
― goole, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link
it works if you work it
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
69 rules gay or straight, I've had it both ways and it is awesome
fuiud
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Dislike for same as ENBB.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
i think I now realize now though why 69 is so awesome, and it's because you get to have an ass in your face
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link
sex isn't about concentration smdh
― gr8080, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link
See that's where you're wrong.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
marcos you clearly have a different definition of "ass" than I do.
Penis is not the ass
Vulva is not the ass
Ass is the ass
How does 69 get you to the ass? IDGI.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link
Even perineum is...not the ass.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
I mean maybe you and your partners are just a lot more flexible than I am?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
'taint
― goole, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
the humpty nose will tickle your rear iirc
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
ok quincie I think ass because i have ways been the bottom partner during 69? I admit that being on top would give you something different in your face
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
And come on perineum is inch away from the asshole! If one is in your face then so is the other
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link
I guess when your mouth is on a vulva, the ass is at, like, eye level? When facing that way around. When you're 69-ing on a man, the vista is a little different.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
Even perineum is...not the ass.― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
Proper, worshipful oral > 69
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
And 69ing is great, it's group sex for couples, but yeah it's more work than play ime
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link
but it's "fair"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link
― gr8080, Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It is if you're not one of those people who can climax super easily with someone else. Add some SSRIs to that and concentration becomes a HUGE part of it, sadly.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link
otm, but not all activity has to be climax-focused imo
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
thread title as example
Well, no, of course not.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link
69 is is great with the one partner and not great with another ime, can't quite state why this is
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 2 January 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing that this is a common experience but getting farted on during 69 is...(nether) eye-opening
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
and now I have pink eye, god, and you people wonder why I never try to diversify my sexual palette
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link
Penis is not the assVulva is not the assAss is the ass
I am stealing this for song lyrics
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link
brave man that takes on Fred dursts lawyers
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
lollll
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, January 2, 2015 7:11 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
preach
― een, Saturday, 3 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, January 2, 2015 9:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
because there's very little flexibility in the upper half of the body, so your heights have to line up or it doesn't work well
― Lee626, Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link
naw that ain't it. where there's a will there's a way on heights / sizes but I think this works best if the engaged are on the same ~~~wavelength~~~ about how they feel about the whole deal. it's not good if you can't sort of get out of your head and just be abandoned to it. it's good if you can. YMMV obv but for me I think this is one where it's kind of secretly a more intimate than acrobatic thing
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 5 January 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link
"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link
http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg@TheGeorgeCarlinRoller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents
― the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/31/article-2711823-2025B53D00000578-421_634x357.jpg
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 5 January 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link
I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.
Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link
GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link