Do you eat the booty?

this is one of those days where I'm gonna feel like a sexual dilettante

69 is the worst

lol at the lone selfish motherfucker

The first time I sixty-nined with a girl, I was so shocked when I found myself face to face with her butthole. I hadn't really thought the whole thing through. I was kinda put off doing it at that point, but it was like "well, she totally agreed to 69 me, so..."

Wait what?? 69 rules!!!

I don't think the heteros are very good at doing it well, but we occasionally get it right

no it sucks

I need to concentrate both while giving and receiving and I can't do both at the same time! I mean I can physically do both at the same time but I don't enjoy either simultaneously.

i have a ~theory~ that 69 is bad for straights but it's not like i'd know really

it works if you work it

69 rules gay or straight, I've had it both ways and it is awesome

fuiud

Dislike for same as ENBB.

i think I now realize now though why 69 is so awesome, and it's because you get to have an ass in your face

sex isn't about concentration smdh

See that's where you're wrong.

marcos you clearly have a different definition of "ass" than I do.

Penis is not the ass

Vulva is not the ass

Ass is the ass

How does 69 get you to the ass? IDGI.

Even perineum is...not the ass.

I mean maybe you and your partners are just a lot more flexible than I am?

Even perineum is...not the ass.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'taint

the humpty nose will tickle your rear iirc

ok quincie I think ass because i have ways been the bottom partner during 69? I admit that being on top would give you something different in your face

And come on perineum is inch away from the asshole! If one is in your face then so is the other

I guess when your mouth is on a vulva, the ass is at, like, eye level? When facing that way around. When you're 69-ing on a man, the vista is a little different.

Even perineum is...not the ass.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Proper, worshipful oral > 69

And 69ing is great, it's group sex for couples, but yeah it's more work than play ime

but it's "fair"

sex isn't about concentration smdh

― gr8080, Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See that's where you're wrong.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is if you're not one of those people who can climax super easily with someone else. Add some SSRIs to that and concentration becomes a HUGE part of it, sadly.

otm, but not all activity has to be climax-focused imo

thread title as example

Well, no, of course not.

69 is is great with the one partner and not great with another ime, can't quite state why this is

I'm guessing that this is a common experience but getting farted on during 69 is...(nether) eye-opening

and now I have pink eye, god, and you people wonder why I never try to diversify my sexual palette

Penis is not the ass

Vulva is not the ass

Ass is the ass

I am stealing this for song lyrics

brave man that takes on Fred dursts lawyers

lollll

sex isn't about concentration smdh

― gr8080, Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See that's where you're wrong.

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is if you're not one of those people who can climax super easily with someone else. Add some SSRIs to that and concentration becomes a HUGE part of it, sadly.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, January 2, 2015 7:11 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

preach

69 is is great with the one partner and not great with another ime, can't quite state why this is

― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, January 2, 2015 9:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because there's very little flexibility in the upper half of the body, so your heights have to line up or it doesn't work well

naw that ain't it. where there's a will there's a way on heights / sizes but I think this works best if the engaged are on the same ~~~wavelength~~~ about how they feel about the whole deal. it's not good if you can't sort of get out of your head and just be abandoned to it. it's good if you can. YMMV obv but for me I think this is one where it's kind of secretly a more intimate than acrobatic thing

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults

http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg
‏@TheGeorgeCarlin
Roller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/31/article-2711823-2025B53D00000578-421_634x357.jpg

I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.

Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?

GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z

Why did I tune out of this thread before the "ass is the ass" and "Vista is different" posts upthread?

Also, milo: could you provide an example of a search that returned ILTMI results? I just checked and the board is deindexed.

I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread

eat booty get money

Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty