And come on perineum is inch away from the asshole! If one is in your face then so is the other
― marcos, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link
I guess when your mouth is on a vulva, the ass is at, like, eye level? When facing that way around. When you're 69-ing on a man, the vista is a little different.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
Even perineum is...not the ass.― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 9:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
Proper, worshipful oral > 69
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
And 69ing is great, it's group sex for couples, but yeah it's more work than play ime
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link
but it's "fair"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 January 2015 05:50 (nine years ago) link
sex isn't about concentration smdh
― gr8080, Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
See that's where you're wrong.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, January 1, 2015 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It is if you're not one of those people who can climax super easily with someone else. Add some SSRIs to that and concentration becomes a HUGE part of it, sadly.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:11 (nine years ago) link
otm, but not all activity has to be climax-focused imo
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
thread title as example
Well, no, of course not.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link
69 is is great with the one partner and not great with another ime, can't quite state why this is
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 2 January 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing that this is a common experience but getting farted on during 69 is...(nether) eye-opening
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
and now I have pink eye, god, and you people wonder why I never try to diversify my sexual palette
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link
Penis is not the assVulva is not the assAss is the ass
Vulva is not the ass
Ass is the ass
I am stealing this for song lyrics
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link
brave man that takes on Fred dursts lawyers
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
lollll
― fgti, Friday, 2 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, January 2, 2015 7:11 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
preach
― een, Saturday, 3 January 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, January 2, 2015 9:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
because there's very little flexibility in the upper half of the body, so your heights have to line up or it doesn't work well
― Lee626, Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link
naw that ain't it. where there's a will there's a way on heights / sizes but I think this works best if the engaged are on the same ~~~wavelength~~~ about how they feel about the whole deal. it's not good if you can't sort of get out of your head and just be abandoned to it. it's good if you can. YMMV obv but for me I think this is one where it's kind of secretly a more intimate than acrobatic thing
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 5 January 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link
"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link
http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg@TheGeorgeCarlinRoller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents
― the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/31/article-2711823-2025B53D00000578-421_634x357.jpg
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 5 January 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link
I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.
Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link
GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link
Why did I tune out of this thread before the "ass is the ass" and "Vista is different" posts upthread?
― how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link
Also, milo: could you provide an example of a search that returned ILTMI results? I just checked and the board is deindexed.
― how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:36 (nine years ago) link
I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
eat booty get money
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty
― 龜, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
only recently, he's new
― mh, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
I only eat booty in Incognito Mode B-)
― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
Mrs. Milo the single vote at the top there.
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 February 2015 07:13 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/O3n2Xz72WEJ
― 龜, Monday, 30 March 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UhSNqAd.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 19 April 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link
Come on now
― DJP, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
yeah I'm pretty sure those are ordinary Rolos
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
lol
― fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/MYeILQaPZzT
― 龜, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SMSPPml.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BvG2gPS.jpg
I'm sorry
― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:44 (eight years ago) link
If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link
I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link
God you ruin everything
― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link
:D
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link
trufflefalls of booty
― all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
that pig is v cute
― shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
rooting for booty
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
http://www.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/smedia/www/2011/04/13/img-aw-quick-sips-3-great-bear_163943345869.png
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:09 (eight years ago) link
"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults --the farakhan of gg (DJP)
lmao
― flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link