Do you eat the booty?

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"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

http://alexlyras.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/roller-f.jpg
‏@TheGeorgeCarlin
Roller Fucking #RejectedOlympicEvents

the magnetic pope has sparked (WilliamC), Monday, 5 January 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I have now eaten the booty. She was into it, but I did not then get my booty eaten.

Also, ILTMI totally shows up in Google searches - wasn't this board de-indexed?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

GOOGLE EAT BOOTY AND FIND MILO Z

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 6 February 2015 10:48 (nine years ago) link

Why did I tune out of this thread before the "ass is the ass" and "Vista is different" posts upthread?

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

Also, milo: could you provide an example of a search that returned ILTMI results? I just checked and the board is deindexed.

how's life, Friday, 6 February 2015 11:36 (nine years ago) link

I googled 'eat booty site:ilxor.com' to find this thread

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

eat booty get money

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Friday, 6 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Google milo z and find out that he eats the booty

, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

only recently, he's new

mh, Friday, 6 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

I only eat booty in Incognito Mode B-)

harperlee jot shilly (wins), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

Mrs. Milo the single vote at the top there.

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Saturday, 7 February 2015 07:13 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/O3n2Xz72WEJ

, Monday, 30 March 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/UhSNqAd.jpg

, Sunday, 19 April 2015 13:27 (nine years ago) link

Come on now

DJP, Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah I'm pretty sure those are ordinary Rolos

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

lol

fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/MYeILQaPZzT

, Thursday, 14 May 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SMSPPml.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BvG2gPS.jpg

I'm sorry

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:44 (eight years ago) link

If truffles came out of booty I would eat daily booty

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link

I mean, like, truffles. Shit, truffles. Keep calm and eat truffles.

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link

God you ruin everything

, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link

:D

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link

clearly a response to 'has booty-eating baconed' (or backend, as my prodigious autocorrect might prefer)

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link

trufflefalls of booty

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Friday, 15 May 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

that pig is v cute

shep prettybone (clouds), Friday, 15 May 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link

rooting for booty

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link

"acrobatic" makes me think you're doing conjoined somersaults
--the farakhan of gg (DJP)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

this poll is split right down the middle!

rip van wanko, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.vice.com/fr/read/qu-est-ce-qui-vous-fait-debander
http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/fc253d0883396822c2d486fa96169b83.jpg

Ivan, 54 ans, écrivain : Je ne lèche pas les culs.

Mais tu aimes qu’on te le lèche ?



Oh oui ! J’adore ça ! 

drash, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

Oh, those French!

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kfCHNSR.gif

, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRX0AlV3YFQ

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 07:29 (eight years ago) link

lol just coming here to post this
http://i.imgur.com/ZOVsbvS.png

gr8080, Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

6.5

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 7 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

the pitchfork effect

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

there's no room for people who don't eat ass in the future

strong ending tbf

ogmor, Thursday, 7 April 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/IqlKoFT.jpg

, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link

i love ass

ian, Wednesday, 22 June 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything rotten or ragged or rusty

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 July 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

Something something full of kittens

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 July 2016 06:27 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

hard to eat ass when your jaw's been removed, or is it easier?

clouds, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

i imagine it's kind of like sticking your face into a pie

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link

I would not lick a butthole that looked like that, tbf

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link

some irrigation needed

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link

you misspelled "citation"

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link


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