basketblolz

how does kobe make me feel asks the smart man

the same things people have been saying about kobe for years, adorned in terrible prose

ref with cramps

https://vine.co/v/Op3uBAnUxWb

Lmao

lol

http://youtu.be/AhUf3YCuE-8

https://vine.co/v/OpXhXaEeYqn

*sigh* ok

lol he must be diabetic?

https://vine.co/v/ODbqg7mpZzr

good job, internet

ah that runofplay guy who wrote the kobe bit is the worst person on earth. i only know him for doing the same terrible shit for soccerball, except no one here criticises him for it, which makes me want to switch sports

https://twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/554727787022389248

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/daryl-morey-made-a-really-dumb-gynecologist-joke-on-twitter-225342543.html

really can't wait for his stilted apology

i don't really see how this is offensive or even a joke?

it's just a corny cliché joke made by terrible men who don't know anything about women's health issues or, like, why people become doctors

yup, posted here cos its funny that its not funny. dad joke territory

yeah i agree its def not funny. but using it to show like the line between work and the fun you have at home doesnt make light of womens health or w/e

well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.

there i explained a punchline on the internet are you proud now dad

It is not funny any way you slice it, at face value, or that someone has an outlook that would offer it as a joke.

it is sad that apparently there are adult men who consider the word gynecologist in the same light as a ten year old considers the word fart

well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.

― Clay, Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:58 PM

ok rite maybe morey should stick to bball

Also may I say fuck daryl morey

$5000 fine for this one https://vine.co/v/OD0PKZxP9UD

Should be a game suspension

well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.

No, the "joke" is that just because someone's "serious occupation" involves women's genitalia, they do not carry over that clinical, detached attitude towards women's genitalia outside of work. Y'all are reading it backwards.

like he's not saying "like a gynecologist, I'm happy at work all the time because basketball is awesome", but "like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

Morey isn't just a creep, he's an idiot because he could've asked if Mutombo ever gets tired of swatting shots.

into... vaginas!

like he's not saying "like a gynecologist, I'm happy at work all the time because basketball is awesome", but "like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, January 16, 2015 7:59 AM

i think it can be read either way, who knows, is the intent of the author relevant etc

"like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

This still sounds fucking weird to me

This is mansplaining, isn't it? Can we stop?

fwiw one of my good friends is a gyno, and most of his pts are either bariatric or in labour.

On this issue I definitely trust the guy who is disgusted every time ESPN shows female fans on NBA broadcasts

granny splainer

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2015-01-15at45243PM_zps300c75f4.png

wait i see bone broth has already been discussed elsewhere.

On this issue I definitely trust the guy who is disgusted every time ESPN shows female fans on NBA broadcasts

not for 1 second did I doubt when of you dbags would make a comment like this. yes that is exactly what my comment was on female fans, way to go, you're better than some asshole misogynist like me, pat on the back for ya guvnor. hahaha you fucking guys, good lord.

What's this about now?

by offering a different take on Morey's lame joke, I once again showed my true colors, ie misogyny. I try to hide it because I really want random internet dudes to dig me and let me join their club of moral righteousness, but some of them are just too damn perceptive.

xp he was mad that there was an audible woman on his tv broadcast iirc

reading comprehension obv not this site's strong point

i agree the fonts r bad on this site

i think the joke is whatever probably nothing for dudes on the internet to get worked up over one way or another

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yakety sax https://vine.co/v/OjO6b1XYvlP

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parsons is so mad at dirk about that!