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why I think it's booty

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

Given k3v's stunning display of mental deduction itt, I have just want question for k3v: do you eat the booty?

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

i figured it was who ENBB and gr80 did because said individual is a board mod and it is easier to make fake usernames as a mod.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

settled

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

Cleaned

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

"a booty settler" sounds vaguely threatening

Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

I kind of think "a booty cleaner" sounds like a forgotten Warp records IDM artist.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

I never said who I figured it was! ;)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

(y you right)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

booty colonialist

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

WHAT is that SMELL? or - how to clean my booties? 7 years, 2 months ago #19115
chris71

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Posts: 183

My booties, rodeo socks and other pair of kayak footwear are all 'rotten'...

I rinse, air dry, and generally take decent care of my gear (OK OK, my wife is the driving force on that...)

BUT - I can't stop my footwear from stinking, rotting, etc.
and I've not got particularly stinking feet!

I've tried soaking the gear in dish suds, helped, but the odours come back.
Tried a few commercial shoe sprays, but didn't seem to work.

What do other folks do?
should i just plan on replacing footwear each year?

PEE-YEW!

flopson, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link

lol u guys

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

we love you stevie

marcos, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

Stevie can you believe k3v thought a booty cleaner was you??? Wow what a dummy

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

i do not eat the booty but have nothing but respect for its practitioners

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

just stop changing yr fucking names

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

no its good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Stevie can you believe k3v thought a booty cleaner was you??? Wow what a dummy

― 龜, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:33 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

v shitty imo

Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

Someone needs his booty cleaned

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

k3v is not a practitioner k3v is a manager

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

Stevie can you believe k3v thought a booty cleaner was you??? Wow what a dummy

― 龜, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:33 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

v shitty imo

― Jennifer 8. ( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:48 PM (6 minutes ago)

i c what you diff there

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

k3v is the worst at figuring out who posters are under new names

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

I'll get it out of the way. I'm Momus

― 龜, Wednesday, January 1, 2014 7:31 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loved yr blog. I used to read it when I worked in the finance sector

― ogmor, Wednesday, January 1, 2014 7:36 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

i c what you diff there

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry just bein cheeky

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

"i c what you diff there

― k3vin k., Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:56 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

omg did you just make the nerdiest medical joke?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

i lol'd

example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

So did I! I was going to say - if so, I love you.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

he ought to be flagyllated for that one

example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

literally smdh (while smiling)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

;)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

cmdb?

example (crüt), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

For some reason I picture booty cleaner as that vacuum cleaner robot in MST3K but brandishing a swifter in one hand and a spray bottle in the other

brimstead, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

he ought to be flagyllated for that one

<3

a drug by the name of WORLD WITHOUT END (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

drash?

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

Sarah silverman, Michael Cera, and Reggie Watts?

how's life, Friday, 6 March 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

that's jash i think

three months pass...

Joan Crawford Loves Chachi

bag lady bag (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

posts about books, metal, and durham, NC --- totally stumped

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

Loooool

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link

Hi new name here.

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

hey friend

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

translate pls cory

marcos, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

I am Chaki and I was banned for bragging abt having a hot girl in bed while defending Gershy, who ended up sucking real bad, and then spamming the board, which I shouldn't have done. Anyway I am vv sorry and have grown and changed. I'm pushin 40 now smh. Anyway, I'm sorry everyone. I hope I can stay and talk about music like The Grateful Dead and Van Der Graaf with y'all but if I can't then I understand.

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

who created the chaki socki

ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

Only if you have matured enough not to waste time posting garbage on some internet thing while you have an allegedly hot girl allegedly waiting for you in your alleged bed

joked for the dadness (wins), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

Chaki, I have many questions...

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

hi chaki!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

hey morbs, glad you're still here. on ilx and earth i mean <3

Cory Sklar, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

it helps when you expect nothing from either.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

hi chaki

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link


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