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well the joke is if you were a gynecologist you'd be happy at work all the time b/c haha looking at women's genitals all day high-five man that's the life, rather than being a serious occupation taken up by extremely well-trained people who do life-saving work for women and families every single day.

No, the "joke" is that just because someone's "serious occupation" involves women's genitalia, they do not carry over that clinical, detached attitude towards women's genitalia outside of work. Y'all are reading it backwards.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

like he's not saying "like a gynecologist, I'm happy at work all the time because basketball is awesome", but "like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link

Morey isn't just a creep, he's an idiot because he could've asked if Mutombo ever gets tired of swatting shots.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link

into... vaginas!

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

like he's not saying "like a gynecologist, I'm happy at work all the time because basketball is awesome", but "like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, January 16, 2015 7:59 AM

i think it can be read either way, who knows, is the intent of the author relevant etc

micah, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

"like a gynecologist, I can enjoy elements of my occupation when I encounter them outside of a work setting"

This still sounds fucking weird to me

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

This is mansplaining, isn't it? Can we stop?

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

fwiw one of my good friends is a gyno, and most of his pts are either bariatric or in labour.

micah, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

On this issue I definitely trust the guy who is disgusted every time ESPN shows female fans on NBA broadcasts

, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

granny splainer

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

wait i see bone broth has already been discussed elsewhere.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 16 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

On this issue I definitely trust the guy who is disgusted every time ESPN shows female fans on NBA broadcasts

not for 1 second did I doubt when of you dbags would make a comment like this. yes that is exactly what my comment was on female fans, way to go, you're better than some asshole misogynist like me, pat on the back for ya guvnor. hahaha you fucking guys, good lord.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

What's this about now?

Spottie, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

by offering a different take on Morey's lame joke, I once again showed my true colors, ie misogyny. I try to hide it because I really want random internet dudes to dig me and let me join their club of moral righteousness, but some of them are just too damn perceptive.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

xp he was mad that there was an audible woman on his tv broadcast iirc

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link

reading comprehension obv not this site's strong point

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 January 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

i agree the fonts r bad on this site

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

i think the joke is whatever probably nothing for dudes on the internet to get worked up over one way or another

k3vin k., Friday, 16 January 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 46s47 seconds ago
Paul Pierce on seeing a former team: "Any team without Paul Pierce misses him. Period."

lag∞n, Friday, 16 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

yakety sax https://vine.co/v/OjO6b1XYvlP

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/Oje6AT0be9P

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link

parsons is so mad at dirk about that!

Clay, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

maybe it hit his toe

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

i know its so funny

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

also how dirk just lurks into the frame and does it and lurks on

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link

*durks

Spottie, Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7mfWKdCIAE69oA.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

Nba euro wites represent

Spottie, Sunday, 18 January 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfw7OcpuDcY

Who does this guy think he is?

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Sunday, 18 January 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

"grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 January 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7qa7UFCQAAxZfD.jpg

Clay, Monday, 19 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

idk why but that's my favorite thing in quite awhile

Clay, Monday, 19 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Lance has great eyes

, Monday, 19 January 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link

Chris Rock Bobblehead Night.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Monday, 19 January 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

bubblehead

lag∞n, Monday, 19 January 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

idk why that didn't embed properly but oh wells

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Monday, 19 January 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

Gotta take out the feature=player_embedded part. Ilx looks for watch&#######

Clay, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

ER watch?=#### can't keep all these apis straight in my noggin man

Clay, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/Oj3jgUmVJre

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

A for effort at least

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7vrCH-CMAA41aQ.png

can the knicks make it 7-49 stay tuned sports fans

Clay, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YWolOHB2jQ

super cool beas dropping 59. posting in here cos that defense he is up against.

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 04:26 (nine years ago) link

I guess 8-64 is technically also possible xp

, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 05:40 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1GYxhnQ.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Amazing. Pair that with that clap for the ball gif and we have gold

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

"i like it because i like dont have to clap for the ball. no clapping"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vxHP2zR.gif

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

lmfao

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link


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