A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

Loot Crate, for when getting down to your local nerdy shit store is just too much of a burden

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thread of the year

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would you look at this old shite:

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i want quarters sent to me every month i need quarters

Contents of December's Atheist Box

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The items included were:

A long-sleeve t-shirt with an icon of Bill Nye and the words “Do you even science?”
The book, Why There is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God
Evolve Fish Keychain
Sin-O-Mints
$5 Cash and a Challenge: Use the money to pay-it-forward, do #GoodWithoutGod, and share your story with the Atheist Box community.

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http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server3800/5b8ee/products/38/images/633/composition_touched_up__13582.1405441339.702.702.jpg?c=2

Graze

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Snacks so hard to come by in the outside world.

Box of goat testicles, sent to you quarterly:

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What i'd love at the moment is exotic fabric. Good thread and new patterns.
Possibly plus a new book on sewing/tailoring.

Not sure how long this will last though.
But am right in the middle of cutting out a load of stuff while I have the table clear. Just about to do some floral jeans.
& maybe a jacket after that.

Other months I might say something about African psychedelic cds or maybe some more of the Western stuff.
Or band history books.
Or to combine the 2 photobooks of styles from the late 60s and costume images from other times that could be made into things taht look like they could come from then.

is this the stuff that's marketed to men on facebook or something?
we get yogurt, baby junk, clothes, and yoga pants

guessing every single ad in esquire is for a man box

"i have a whole collection of flasks" -- real men

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Go into any 7/11 and pick out one product - soda, candy, razor blades, key ring, phone case, shoe polish... find the one that doesn't have a box of the month and profit.

chef boyardee of the month

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Phew!

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^ a box of car waxes every month. after about a year you'd surely have more wax than car? you'd double the size of the thing

We're laughing now at the hoarders who keep boxes of Civil War chess sets and Time-Life comps of 80s gospel music, but just wait 35 years when a man from the city nails a condemned sign to a suburban door, only to see boxes of toothbrushes stacked all around the front porch.

Pharrell Williams Quarterly Box
$50.00

Best known for his work with the Neptunes and N.E.R.D., Pharrell Williams is a creative force, using music, fashion and design to express his distinctive style. The theme of his mailings is curiosity. Shipping is free to the US, $20 to Canada, and $30 Worldwide.

For $50, you get

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is there a five hour energy of the month

The Mantry.

The Mannery - Canned vegetables each month
The Frying Man - Monthly kitchenware
Manana - Especially phallic bananas (next day shipping always!)

― pplains, Saturday, January 24, 2015 4:15 PM (6 hours ago)

lol

I think this is definitely the year of the box per month
i have a call with loot crate on tuesday to do a potential charity drive. they seem nice?

We're in, like, the New Golden Age of Mail Order.

Butts

BURNBOX

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DUDE

I haven't smoked a lot of weed lately, but that's a pretty nice haul for 20 bucks.

Better than that Pharrell box at least.

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What is Queal?
Queal is a mixture that satisfies 100% of your nutritional needs (in accordance with the EMU-EU guidelines). It is a powder that turns into a shake when you add a little oil (provided) and some water. Then you just shake it and you will have your meal within 1 minute.

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You have hit upon probably the most exciting development in the history of the subscription box service…

this is the SECRET 80s FILM CLUB.

Do you spend hours browsing through your film collection deciding what to watch?

Do you wish you had more ‘classic’ films in your collection?

Do you wake up every day wishing it was still the 80s?

Do you want more adventure in your life?

WE CAN HELP! JOIN OUR CLUB

https://www.divebarshirtclub.com/

http://vinylmeplease.com/

Each month you’ll receive an album on vinyl delivered straight to your door — albums that aren’t just good, but essential for any record collection. The kind of album that will grow old with you. You’ll also receive a custom cocktail pairing (recipe) and an album-inspired piece of art from one of our favorite artists.

Some of the past "Record(s) of The Month" include Diarrhea Planet, Jaguerra, The War On Drugs, and R.L. Burnside.

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Today I whiled away 10 minutes at Ely train station flicking through a number of publications each claiming to be "Britain's best-selling carp fishing magazine" so I'm particularly happy that the community of men holding fish have their own monthly box to subscribe to.

http://www.mysterycomicshop.com/
WHAT CUSTOMERS SAY ABOUT
MYSTERY COMIC SHOP
"Wow this is cool"
"Got these for my sons' birthday"
"Im a comic collector and I love this kind of stuff!"

Presumably an endless supply of the sort of pointless crap that fills so many "used" boxes in the backs of so many poorly-merchandised comic shops.

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Recipients say:

"You guys totally get me and my lifestyle."

"I just got my first box and I was totally in love!"

"The best part is that it’s not ‘just a snack box’ or ‘just a beauty box’ but combines all aspects that would benefit a college student"

Somehow I just knew this would exist: http://www.mouth.com/products/pickles-every-month

Six-Word Reviews™ of this product
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From Tracey in Columbus
"Pick a peck for pregnant pals!"

From cmk in the nyc
"a year of pickles? too short!"

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I did Graze once, it was pretty good.

there was a site that would send dogshit to people you didn't like (or to yourself if you like dogshit)

this does make me wonder about a site that would send anonymous boxes to people you whom you do not dislike enough to send dogshit or bacon but do not like enough to send cartier watches

perhaps just empty boxes full of bubblewrap with small boxes inside containing bubblewrap

http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com

something something record of the month, and all i got was this diarrhea planet

Goddammit, I've got to start logging out of Facebook every time.

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saw an ad for this while in a doctor's office waiting room:

https://www.hellofresh.com/

wanted to tear the TV off the wall. what is wrong with people?

The Frying Man - Monthly kitchenware

This one seems bizarre to me. Surely there's only so many pots and pans one needs - or do they send you a 24pc cutlery set, one stick at a time?

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