gettin' fired

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RIP

brocktune (jeff), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

forks email me if you need to talk

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

heaven knows he's miserable now

Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

the day after mothers day too

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

sending good thoughts to all, let's get thru this together

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Forks , tell this to your boss,"my boss has a habit of sending me emails on friday or so once every three months that basically read "you me and the co-owner need to meet at noon on monday" and then offer no additional info when I ask; so every three months I walk around going "am i fired?" then add you're ruining my weekends and i'm messin people about on the net making them feel sorry for me.

not_goodwin, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

you really freaked me out with that "day after mother's day" comment; i was afraid I'd missed it.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

jeez me too

The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I always get caught by this, when US ILXors start saying "hey I got my mom blabh lbah blah blah for Mother's Day" and I'm all WTF!?!? no I've forgotten!

snoball, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Shall we just come back to this in 3 months?

jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, that was mean :(

jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

But appropos!

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ax just fell.

seeya later.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Yikes! Sorry about the job.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 April 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

MORBS. I think this calls for a drink. At least now you have a home computer for us to email you on.

I think i will grab a few gross of toilet paper of the way out like the Office Kathys from TKITH.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link

youre kidding doc--that really sucks man

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link

You should. There's probably extra dish soap in the kitchen, too.

Yeesh, terrible news.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, at least Obama made COBRA cost 35% of standard (temporarily).

Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry to hear that morbs, that stinks

s1ocki, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

that sucks morbs, sorry to hear it.

still, free time in the springtime!

laying | (goole), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 April 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry dude

mookieproof, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry to hear it, Morbs -- good luck.

WmC, Monday, 6 April 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Yipes, sorry Doc. Shout at me.

Are you a cloud?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Condolences Morbz - though as goole hinted it couldn't have come at a better time in the schedule

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

don't forget to photocopy your resume too, a la TKITH!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 6 April 2009 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link

and be sure to turn in yr wig

the pains of being melissa joan hart (donna rouge), Monday, 6 April 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

o no morbs. that totally sucks. damn. if we weren't cutting things right and left at our shop i'd tell you to look in about some freelance work, but we just ditched all our freelancers (some of whom had been working several days a week for years).

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The Gray Lady has replaced em w/ robots?

Well, I made it home w/out having an Anna Karenina moment on the F train platform.

Of course, they disabled my office email before I'd gotten back to my desk. So cute.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Morbs, you thought of a place for drinking this evening yet? I'll bring the McDonalds salad.

ian, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

who the fuck fires people on a monday?

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 April 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

aw morbs :( :( i buy u drink soon!

tehresa, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

well, at least they didn't do it last Monday when I was on my "last vacation ever."

dunno yet ian, mayb the KY bar if I go out, i'll let you know.

I wonder if the freelancer who filled in for me for 3 days -- they had NEVER paid for that shit before -- convinced them I was dispensable?

Dr Morbius, Monday, 6 April 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The Gray Lady has replaced em w/ robots?

there's no "replace" at all -- just, you know, "doing more with less."

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 6 April 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

sadly too true

Of course, they disabled my office email before I'd gotten back to my desk. So cute.

Holy shit!

too many misters not enough sisters (milo z), Monday, 6 April 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry Morbz

This Board is a Prison on Planet Bullshit (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 6 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry Morbs! Good wishes and hopes for a speedy turnaround. You are in my thoughts.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 6 April 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks, NPS.

well, it appears that because I got 3 weeks' severance -- excuse me, SEPARATION -- I can't file for unemployment till I get that check on the 15th. So I just wasted 45 minutes filling out the goddamn online application.

Time to go to the movies.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

only 3 weeks?? haven't you worked there for a while?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

4-1/2 years. That's pretty typical for US companies.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

shitty

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

so if my job is temporary (not through an agency, just came on as a non-perm employee) and is wrapping up soon, can i get unemployment?

yeah, i got the 'oh we need to start talking about references, prospects, and wrapping up your work for us' bit yesterday and now it's really hit me that i'm going to be unemployed soon :(

tehresa, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

don't know how it works outside of Ontario but here you have to have worked a minimum number of hours to qualify, I don't *think* it matters if your job was classified as permanent or not..?? G'luck!! :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link

You just have to have had wages in the "look back period" - even if you worked through a temp agency. They generally base your benefits on how much you made in that period.

hormone mice in bikini paradise (sarahel), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Aw, tza. hit that linked in action!

ok. so it doesn't matter if i was aware the job would end and haven't found anything else yet?

tehresa, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link


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