why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.

Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0

Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around

The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 February 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye

Aimless, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.

http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg

Aimless, Friday, 20 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png

gr8080, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

they like to wear it in secret?

f***kin good lookin for a knacker (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

SO TRUE

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

costs too much, uncomfortable

cardamon, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

I haven't put on a suit since first confession

xelab, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link

a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]

Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

Or are they?

Mark G, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:15 (nine years ago) link

No, I'm certain of it.

tsrobodo, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

bertrand russell never struck me as that angry

mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

why i am not a fucking christian

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

irl lol

mh, Thursday, 26 February 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

BR sounds pretty sure of himself there

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

smug look on his face too

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

"look at me, I'm one of the founders of analytic philosophy, whoop-de-fucking-do!"

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

that was Brendan Rogers not Bertrand Russell! thats why i left facebook

cherry blossom, Thursday, 26 February 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

never mind, probably just as well not to propagate it

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

http://i.imgur.com/0v0oGeH.jpg

future glown (crüt), Saturday, 28 February 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

Hideous, Homble, and Heinous

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

...

mh, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Verticle stripes

kinder, Saturday, 28 February 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

it's funny, either i woke up crying in the middle of last night or i dreamed i woke up crying in the middle of last night and as i was sobbing away there i thought "i don't miss her i miss being loved"

tru story

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link

xp sounds like a chill bro tbf

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 08:40 (nine years ago) link

what I miss the most

http://brilliantfantastic.com/assets/hands-full-b5e09d49d2e6fc9b9cd8e6419035e556.png

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link

you should get a blood test after your first burning night

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link

what do ppl think about unbookmarking this thread? i've been reading it consistently since it started but as of late the memes seem pretty recycled and maybe this idiom has reached a redundant point? but i don't want to miss some amazing new innovation in facebook memes. i'm so conflicted. sufjan, i feel like you probably have some good advice here.

Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

what is the new facebook artist thing that people do on facebook now that the facebook artist fad is over? it must be those 'she walked into the house and you'll never guess what she found...' things, surely?

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

am sticking with this thread, but I did deactivate my FB account today #importantnews

Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

currently, we are running open loop. you get your memes. you dump your memes here. there are no repercussions. you close the loop by starting a separate thread where ilxors comment on the quality of the posts itt. but if you aren't careful, the feedback thread could discourage a poster from posting a truly innovative facebook meme itt, and you'd miss out. so you need to cut the comments in the feedback thread with some Treeship. it is important to have just the right amount of Treeship in your feedback thread.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

tbh thread probably peaked in the first 3,000-7,000 posts, but i also feel like i'm actually seeing less of this crap on fbook. maybe i blocked the right people, or maybe there was some saturation point among sincerity-favoring aunts and uncles, and some key link in the viral food chain isn't backing up the desire of open-minded 13-year-olds to see deep inspirational thoughts. i dunno.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

xp idgi

Treeship, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

assume that ILX, to first order, can be approximated as a sphere

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

not a morbius strip?

Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i60.tinypic.com/2eulvgo.jpg

MaresNest, Thursday, 5 March 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link

naw

mh, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

i'll take a few cylindrical beef jerky segments
over a box full of sushi, anyday
wranglers

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link


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