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My other solution: tell him you did what he asked and convince him that he just can't see it.

Actually, that would probably work!

re: Scribd

Scribd would be great, but it's an application that everyone would have to install (and probably never use again). And getting the old man to figure out how to install it would be 99% impossible (he has a hard enough time just logging in and finding the group, especially since Facebook reorganized their whole front page).

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I say just SendSpace it and post a link.

plenty chong (libcrypt), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

btw, posting it as a note won't work because it's supposed to be only for people in our group to see. It's a draft of his book, so he doesn't want it to be open to the public at all.

I tried to paste it into a group discussion topic, but only about a 1/3 of the chapter can fit into the topic, and it destroyed all formatting, fucked up the spacing between the paragraphs, the headers, etc.

aaaaaaaaaaaaggggh this is so stupid.

This is why I'm glad I scheduled in a meditation class this semester. I'm going to go get my zen on for an hour, I'll be back.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I say just SendSpace it and post a link.

^^^^THIS^^^^^

This is exactly what I was looking for, THANK YOU!

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

You can specify who can see a Note, btw

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Public google docs require no sign in afaik you just click 'publish as a webpage'

Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh! You could use Google Publisher and make a webpage of the text.

milk plasma (Jesse), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, I demand my Sendspace props! :P

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

You suggested Megaupload, tho, which automatically deducts props.

plenty chong (libcrypt), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh shit finefinemusic, I didn't see that you had already made the suggestion!

OK I allocate 70% of my available props to you, another 30% to libcrypt for a strong seconding of your idea.

Of course you are free to trade/sell the props to each other if you have different perceptions of their value.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

(oh shit, I probably should have auctioned off these props instead of just giving them away for free.)

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

yay 70% props for me! I may barter if anyone has any 52% FTW laying around..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

xp to libcrypt LOL sorry sendspace is usually the one that effs up for me in Opera so I am a megauploader

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Can someone recommend a good, reliable web/mail hosting service.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone?

Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:52 (fifteen years ago) link

In the US?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link

In the UK I recommend Bytemark. A little pricey but you get a whole virtual machine of your own to mess around with and install whatever you want on. The basic package includes 10 domains. Their support is also very, very good.

http://www.bytemark.co.uk

I've also heard good things about these people:

http://www.positive-internet.com/

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link

US/UK, either is fine. Although I guess US will be cheaper, I shall check up those two.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is a Word 2007 question.

I'm finishing up my thesis this week (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS) and I'm working on formatting issues. I need my table of contents to look like this:

http://i41.tinypic.com/m9812o.jpg

Two questions:

1) How do I get the ellipses to be nice and uniform like they are above, with the ellipses line up vertically over each other? On my document, they're all staggered.

2) I should know how to do this, but how do you get the numbers on the right to be right aligned while the chapter titles on the left are left aligned? When I highlight the page number and hit right align, it moves the whole line over, when I only want the number itself to be shifted to the right.

Leif. (Z S), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i think word has a way to do this (i mean set up a table of contents with proper alignment, linked to your headings) but if you can't find it i would suggest a table. so you could have the entire column of page numbers aligned separately.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

(and obv make the table w/o border, if that sounded weird to you)

though it might have been easier to do the table of contents before everything else! i mean supposedly there is a way to make it all update automatically as you edit it, and have the right pages.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

hehe, yeah, I thought about doing that, but didn't. And now it's waaaaaaay too late for that. :)

Leif. (Z S), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link

is it? it might save you time. you would just need to change your headings to "headings"! see this helpful tutorial i googled http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/word/HP012253721033.aspx

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, alignment with tables is working, thanks!

But the mystery of the ellipses remains...

Leif. (Z S), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think it's possible! but btw word also lets you do a manual table of contents so the framework is there and you have to fill it in. i forgot about that.

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link

you could futz around with tabs (make them closer first) to do the ellipses

(but doing this manually is crazy and setting up the document so word can do the contents page automatically is pretty easy, as long as you have fewer than like 200 sections.)

caek, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

they're called leading dots, btw. see, e.g. for how to set them up: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070611120305AAQLLKF

caek, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oooooooh, that link is helpful. Thanks caek and harbl!

Leif. (Z S), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i have a wmv file i'd like to convert to mp4, for playing on my phone. what's the best converter for this?

im using a program called Format Factory at the moment and it's not very good, no matter what settings i put it at, or whatever file i try to convert the wmv into, it always results in a crappy jerky file. is there any lossless way of doing this or have windows done the unimaginable and created a digital file format that will ONLY EVER degrade?

NI, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

one workaround i have, which isn't very efficient is to use a program called 'Replay Video Capture' which captures the stream of whatever is playing on your desktop. bit useless if you're converting a 45min doc to play on your phone at a later date. im not quite sure how good quality this is, and it's a bit of a faff so if there's a v good program to use instead, that does batch operations too, i'd love to know.

NI, Thursday, 7 May 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Anything you do is going to look worse than your original, but it is going to be so small anyways it probably doesn't matter. Try handbrake, it is free and cross platform.

http://handbrake.fr/?article=download

svend, Thursday, 7 May 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

a couple of people have told me that they've sent emails which i've never received. they are people i believe. i'm wondering if i'm operating some kind of over-zealous filter.

i'm using a virgin.net email address and have norton internet security.

any ideas?

thanks.

djh, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link

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djh, Friday, 8 May 2009 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

One of the kids has been fiddling with the computer and they must've done some weird keyboard shortcut shit or something, cos now everything is being displayed on the screen sideways, writing and all. I'm sitting here trying to do stuff with my head sideways on the desk. Anyone know how to flip it back again? It's Windows XP btw.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay: ctrl + alt + pointy-uppy key, all fixed. Thanks anyhoo.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

You've never witnessed a grown adult trying to turn an LCD monitor upside down beacuse they accidentally hit that key combo? Well I have.

Jarlrmai, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, that's fun! I just flipped the HR computer screen while my co-worker went to the washroom.. mwahahaha

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The really evil thing is that the mouse pointer gets buggered up as well.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, it's very disorienting

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

um... why is my virtual machine (xp via vmware fusion) failing to pick up my wireless network and then when it did apparently 'see' it and connect it didn't have any traffic up or down

cozwn, Friday, 3 July 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link

possible help here: http://communities.vmware.com/thread/111646

pauls00, Friday, 3 July 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I seemingly held my finger on the <Shift> key for two long and now my keyboard has some kind of delay on it that makes typing almost impossible. It clears if I hold down the shift key for 10 seconds or so ... but how can I resolve this permanently?

djh, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Question 2: My subscription to Norton has lapsed. I've noticed that if I buy it new from PC World this works out cheaper than re-knewing my subscription online ... would it work to do the former?

djh, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

get Avast.

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 12 July 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

free version?

djh, Monday, 13 July 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah

Jarlrmai, Monday, 13 July 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

If you want to pay get NOD32.

Jarlrmai, Monday, 13 July 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Any thoughts on the shift key question?

djh, Monday, 13 July 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe you somehow changed the default, have a look at it with regedit and see what it says.

If you can look at User Key: [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Keyboard] the default should be set to 1.

svend, Monday, 13 July 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

> Any thoughts on the shift key question?

settings are under Accessibility somewhere (control panel? accessories?) but they've never made much sense to me.

koogs, Monday, 13 July 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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