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Shobin Drogan
2 weeks ago

not a fan of brit cortana voice, which is why im still using the us language version
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antifugazi
1 week ago

She is clearly not a foreigner
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antifugazi
1 week ago

This advert is gay as fuck
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Daumex
2 weeks ago

The whole point of Cortana's voice is that it's a character from Halo series and voiced by Jen Taylor, not some british chick.
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Daumex
1 week ago

+Rawliglat x No what....? What part of the context do you not understand?
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Daumex
1 week ago

+Sean Simpson Doesn't change the fact that she doesn't have British accent...
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PakistaniCult
1 week ago

What a bunch of posh, twee, bland cunts. This is like so embarrassing and cringe-inducing that no-one with any sense of credibility will have agreed to it. Shameful motherfuckers. Their music is shite, too.
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Edward James
3 days ago

"Their music is shite" How about you shut the fuck up, you probably listen to shitty mass over produced shit like Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande 
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Harley Quinn
2 days ago

Edward thinks hes omnipotent lol. So listening to one kind of music means that he can't have an opinion on another artist? You dumb cunt. Or are you hoping you can get him to say his fav music so you can make yourself feel bog by tearing that to shreds? Things slow for you today?
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Omtabo Rai
1 week ago

Someone is going to lose their job over giving this ad the go ahead.
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jono h
1 week ago

0:18 is it just me or is this the most awkward/cringy moment of this advert. seems like even he can't stand the fact that he's sold out and done this awful advert.
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Edward James
3 days ago

"sold out" HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Spiros Mixailidis
2 weeks ago

Cortana all around the world please not just some countries!!
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EssThree
2 weeks ago

Agreed. I know Cortana has region specific features, but why not just lock those out, instead of her voice functionality? Seems dumb to me. They've tried to bundle in all the assistant features that a lot of people don't care about (I know I never use them) into the voice control functions, and then say "Oops, sorry. Can't let you use Cortana because the stuff you don't even use won't work.
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Calvorejas McMenu
2 weeks ago

Fantastic! but when on Spain
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T Jackson
6 hours ago

My American friends wanted to know what the word "wankers" meant. I have sent them a link of this cringe worthy advert to show them!
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1989ElLoco
2 weeks ago

Dutch Cortana please! Also add the champions league to sport schedules.
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Woopa Gangnam Style.
1 day ago

It's so cringy when he says 'that made me laugh' clearly a set up. Could've put a bit more effort in 
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b8by
1 week ago

So awkward.
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1011Thegame
2 days ago

This is probably the most painful advert I have ever seen, makes Christmas adverts seem like a dream. What sort of audience are they trying to reach with this?
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luminor007
1 day ago (edited)

Is this guy taking the complete piss? or is that his real voice?
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Toby Amies
2 days ago

Is this an advert for a phone, or for prostituting yourself?
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Popisms
1 week ago

Here's the song: http://www.popisms.com/Song/101385/Rather-Be-2014-by-Clean-Bandit-and-Jess-Gly.aspx
The music in the Microsoft Cortana advert is by +Clean Bandit featuring +Jess Glynne
#CleanBandit #JessGlynne
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David Andrew
1 week ago

Someone at M$ is being paid too much
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Dami agunbiade
1 week ago

Oh seems like Clean Bandit and Cortana are now partners. That's pretty good to have a big star supporting the virtual assistant. 
Kable
2 weeks ago (edited)

sad to say she cant actually reply to you like in the advert, i mean she cant do 1on1 convo she only replies once....
Harley Quinn
1 week ago

Cringe! What happened to the attitude? The world is officially neutered 
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theitalianjobminis
2 weeks ago

I have had the Nokia 620 for nearly three years on PAYG and very happy with the phone so will be upgrading to a larger screen version when the price falls. Microsoft systems are certainly back on track and improving all the time, it’s what competition does when it works.
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Kev29 • 5 months ago

Stop. Just stop

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a few things:

1) I completely....completely forgot that McG was talking about a 'surreal' Terminator film in the early going until I re-read this thread. And I even remember the early trailers bearing that out. Then the film comes out and there's NONE of that at all, and it's just an action film with straightforward narrative and shots. What happened here? Did McG abandon the surrealist approach midway through? Does he not know what "surreal" means? idgi

2) Rewatched the first Terminator flick and although I've always loved it, the thing I appreciate the most is how it manages to be epic in scope w/out being epic in length. I've always enjoyed car chases in 60s-80s films more than today's because they overengineer them, but the car chases in this film are fantastic in their unhinged nature. I loved the chases in T2 as well, but they had a feeling of being more choreographed (a la Die Hard choreography w/ vehicles), which, while it was cool and all, paled in comparison to the off the wall recklessness of the chases in the original.

What was also cool is how it was believable in context. Reece has driven cars before, obviously, but only in battle. He's only used to driving recklessly, presumably he wouldn't even know what the traffic signals meant. and he grabs for his shotgun when he gets out of the car to face the cops not as a suicide mission but because he has no clue how the police operate and he's so battle tested, it's reflexive!

3) Unless I missed it, the term "Skynet" does not actually appear at all in the original Terminator. It's weird as I always remembered it being mentioned in Reece's monologue, but he only describes it in a roundabout way as being a project for NORAD.

4) The first Terminator was the best sheerly because it was the only film of the tetralogy not to have cyborgs exceeding their scope. T2 had Arnie acting like a curious robot trying to be human, which aggravated the shit out of me (oh yay, family friendly Terminator), whereas T3, while Arnie's robot was more grounded (except for the cringe-inducing humor and the psychoanalytic bullshit), you had the damn Loken-bot orgasming at John Connor's DNA, and having a look of fear upon her termination. bulllshiiiiit.

5) MVP for the first Terminator really goes to Arnold's facial expressions. Dude was never a great actor, but his face work in this film is actually pretty amazing - never over the top, always believable in the context of a cyborg attempting to assimilate into a society it's never seen before. the way his eyes bug out when he's processing something always wigged me out as a kid.

6) in a way, the later Terminator films kind of stretched the suspension of disbelief to the breaking point with the extra-sophisticated newer model Terminators. I get that they did this because hey, we have this big special effects budget now, let's Manhattan Project flex our muscles to the world, but i nthe context of the first film, you found it somewhat believable that humans could mount a resistance to the machines. The T-101, while difficult to destroy, was destroyed in the sense you'd expect - organically, through much wear and tear. It wasn't invincible, it was merely difficult to destroy given its extra-sensory abilities, and powerful chassis. In the future, against plasma weapons, I could see humans picking them off.

The T-1000 and the T-X, though, with their liquid metal bullshit? How the hell would the humans of the future stood a chance against an army of them? They could imitate more than voices, they could outright imitate other people!! In a way, it bugged me because my strategic brain enjoyed thinking of ways Hamilton and Biehn could off the T-101 in the original, and comparing it to how they actually managed to...whereas in the 2nd and 3rd, I was kinda like "idk what teh rules even are, how the hell WOULD you destroy one of these?"

I hope the additional films never get made.

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